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Totally harmless, until you stick one in your mouth and set it on fire.
My dad left 19 years ago to buy some and he still hasn't made it back.
That's how I quit smoking.
They aren't dangerous until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire.
That's how I quit smoking.
That is unless, of course, you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Both are completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and set them on fire.
I just smoke the ones that seriously damage health instead
You take them both out for a drag
If you don't believe me, let me hit you on the head with a cigarette.
Because smokers keep coughing up money.
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Three sailors are on a boat. They have four cigarettes and feel the sudden urge to smoke, but the problem is they don't have a lighter. How do they smoke?
They toss one of the cigarettes into the ocean to make the boat a cigarette lighter.
My dad went out for some 17 years ago and he never came back.
They looked absolutely menthol
\#nofilter
They both cause cancer
They are both harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire
My cigarette packet has a warning printed on it: "Smoking seriously harms you and others around you."
I always try to laugh as I light up, just to protect myself.
One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.
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