Cigaret Jokes

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The Best Cigaret Puns

Cigarettes are like hamsters

Totally harmless, until you stick one in your mouth and set it on fire.

Cigarette warnings should also include how dangerous it is just going to purchase a package...

My dad left 19 years ago to buy some and he still hasn't made it back.

"One cigarette each time you have sex" was the doctor's prescription.

That's how I quit smoking.

Cigarettes are just like squirrels.

They aren't dangerous until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A cigarette after sex...

That's how I quit smoking.

You know, cigarettes are a lot like Hamsters, Perfectly Harmless....

That is unless, of course, you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Cigarettes are just like weasels...

Both are completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and set them on fire.

Cigarette packets says smoking kills so I stopped smoking them

I just smoke the ones that seriously damage health instead

A cigarette is safer than a bottle of wine.

If you don't believe me, let me hit you on the head with a cigarette.

What do cigarettes and dogs with no legs have in common?

You take them both out for a drag

A man smokes a pack a day for 30 years

His wife, sick of it: do you realize that if you had saved all this cigaret money you could have bought a ferrari by now ?

The man answers: well where's your ferrari ?

Why do cigarettes cost so much?

Because smokers keep coughing up money.

What's the best name for a cigarette company?


Cigarettes on a boat.

Three sailors are on a boat. They have four cigarettes and feel the sudden urge to smoke, but the problem is they don't have a lighter. How do they smoke?

They toss one of the cigarettes into the ocean to make the boat a cigarette lighter.

How many cigarettes did the rapper smoke each day?


Cigarettes are dangerous

My dad went out for some 17 years ago and he never came back.

I like my cigarettes like my Instagram.


What do cigarettes and Jacob Sartorious have in common?

They both cause cancer

I saw two cigarettes having a fight outside a shop earlier

They looked absolutely menthol

Cigarettes are like rats

They are both harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire

My cigarette packet

My cigarette packet has a warning printed on it: "Smoking seriously harms you and others around you."

I always try to laugh as I light up, just to protect myself.

Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

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