Cigaret Jokes
22 cigaret jokes and hilarious cigaret puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cigaret that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cigarettes are like hamsters
Totally harmless, until you stick one in your mouth and set it on fire.
Cigarette warnings should also include how dangerous it is just going to purchase a package...
My dad left 19 years ago to buy some and he still hasn't made it back.
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"One cigarette each time you have s**..." was the doctor's prescription.
That's how I quit smoking.
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A cigarette after s**......
That's how I quit smoking.
Cigarettes are just like weasels...
Both are completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and set them on fire.
Cigarette packets says smoking kills so I stopped smoking them
I just smoke the ones that seriously damage health instead
A man smokes a pack a day for 30 years
His wife, sick of it: do you realize that if you had saved all this cigaret money you could have bought a ferrari by now ?
The man answers: well where's your ferrari ?
What do cigarettes and dogs with no legs have in common?
You take them both out for a drag
If you have two cigarettes in a boat and throw one overboard…
You have made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Why do cigarettes cost so much?
Because smokers keep coughing up money.
What's the best name for a cigarette company?
TOBA Co
How many cigarettes did the rapper smoke each day?
2Pacs.
What do cigarettes and Jacob Sartorious have in common?
They both cause cancer
I saw two cigarettes having a fight outside a shop earlier
They looked absolutely menthol
I like my cigarettes like my Instagram.
\#nofilter
Cigarettes are like rats
They are both harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire
My cigarette packet
My cigarette packet has a warning printed on it: "Smoking seriously harms you and others around you."
I always try to laugh as I light up, just to protect myself.
Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?
One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.
My first cigarette was my last.
I've not changed brand since.
What does a cigarette drink?
Smoka- cola
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Do you like Cigarettes After s**...?
Oh you do?
Well hey, I'm a v**... with Asthma.
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Cigaret One Liners
Which cigaret one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cigaret? I can suggest the ones about ferrari and sick.
- How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets? You ask him politely.
