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How do CIA operatives get their children to go to sleep?
They make up a cover story.
Do you know about the hipster CIA operative?
[Redacted] has done everything in the CIA but youve probably never heard of him.
A Bee has recently died working for the CIA
It was in a sting operation
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the CIA is hiring an assassin and they are down to the last three candidate of two men and one woman.
so the test operator goes to the first man, hands him a gun, and says this. "your wife is in that room, go in and shoot her". the first man drops the gun and says there is no way he is going to do that. so the test operator hands the gun to the second man and says the same thing. He goes and puts his hand on the door but then drops the gun and says he just can't do it. so the test operator hands the gun to the woman and tells her to go and shoot her husband. six shots later and some b**... on the walls later she comes out of the room and says, "some idiot loaded the gun with blanks so I had to strangle him."
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Attorney General
The attorney general decides to hold a contest to see which organization is the best at policing. SO he gets the FBI, the CIA, and the LAPD together, and tells them "I've released a rabbit into the wilderness, find it, and bring it to me." So the FBI goes in, and two hours later, they come out, and the Agent In Charge says "We found the rabbit, but he had committed no crimes, so we let him go." AG says "Bull, you didn't find the rabbit." So the CIA goes in, and 4 hours later, they come out, and the Director of Operations says to the AG, "We found the rabbit, interrogated him for two hours, and found the he was a t**..., so we flipped him, and released him back into the wild." AG says "Bull, you didn't find the rabbit." So the LAPD goes in. 15 minutes later, a bloodied, beaten bear runs out of the woods screaming "I'm the rabbit, I'm the rabbit!"
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