Church Volunteer Jokes
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So I applied for a random volunteer job at my church
I really hope I get the m**...
My local church is looking for volunteers to help with the next stage of the restoration.
If anyone is interested in helping, give us a bell.
Painting the church
Two volunteers are painting the church. They begin to paint and about half way through, they realize they don't have enough paint to finish. Well, its just the church, so they thin the paint and continue. Getting close to the end, still not enough to finish, so they start to thin again, and there's a flash of lightning, a clap of thunder, and a voice thunders out of the clouds, "Repaint, and thin no more!"
Or was it planting the church garden, and the voice said,"Replant and thin no more"
Or was it, "post and repost no more"
I can't remember, I'm old and I get so mixed up.
A joke told by my priest at church this morning
Three women were discussing their sons, each bragging about his accomplishments. They wanted to show that their son had the most respect from the most people. The first said "My son is a bishop. When people talk to him, they say 'Your Excellency.'" The second woman says "That's nothing. My son is a cardinal, when people talk to him, they say 'Your Eminence."'" The third woman, whose son volunteers as a lector to read during mass and is 5'5" while weighing 350 lbs, says "Well, when people see my son, they say 'My God!'"
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