Church Anniversary Jokes
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During a church's 100th anniversary celebration, the local priest invited former priests and the bishop to attend.
At one point, he called the children to gather at the altar and spoke to them about the significance of the day.
He began by asking them, 'Does anyone know what the bishop does?'
There was silence. Finally a little boy responded in a serious tone, "He's the one you can move diagonally."
My wife and I are planning our 21st wedding anniversary celebration.
Here lies the problem: she wants to go to Outback Steakhouse, I want s**..., and my mother-in-law thinks we should renew our vows at church. Well, I'm all for compromise, so we should have s**... outback of the church.
My wife and I are planning our 21st wedding anniversary celebration.
Here lies the problem: she wants to go to Outback Steakhouse, I want s**..., and my mother-in-law thinks we should renew our vows at church. Well, I'm all for compromise, so we should have s**... outback of the church.
My wife and I are planning our 21st wedding anniversary celebration.
Here lies the problem: she wants to go to Outback Steakhouse, I want s**..., and my mother-in-law thinks we should renew our vows at church. Well, I'm all for compromise, so we should have s**... outback of the church.
Italian Anniversary
At the church's husbands' marriage seminar, the Priest asked Luigi, on his upcoming 50th
wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to
stay married to the same woman all these years.
Luigi replied to the audience "Well, I've-a tried to treat-a her well, spend-a the money on her, but-a, da best-a is-a dat I took her to Italy for the 20th-a anniversary!
The Priest immediately commented, "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell the audience what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary."
Luigi proudly replied, "I'm-a gonna go and-a get her."
a nice Italian couple . . .
At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husbands'
marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was
approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and
share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the
same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to
treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka
her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all
the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife
for your 50th anniversary?
Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go p**... her up."
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