Following is our collection of regular puns and caulk one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Chunky jokes for adults, dirty creamy jokes and clean nutella dad gags for kids.
-That's what I asked for, fat f*ck!
A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, fatty."
A chunky.
Credit to my dad this morning..
Brown, chunky, and on my face.
Brown, chunky, and easy to spread.
It's night time and one of those serving hatches. Talks to the girl. Can I have a can of coke and a Kit kat Chunky?
Off the girl goes to get his stuff. "There you go," she says, "One can of coke and a KitKat Chunky."
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal Kitkat, you fat cow."
Assistant: 'Of course Sir' *hands kitkat chunky over*
Customer: 'No chunky, I want a regular kitkat'
(Sorry, first post, I'm not great at jokes)
He'd been chomping at the bisque.
Chunky.
They would be chunky.
Chunky
Chunky
Now I've started chunky dunking.
After the cashier came back with a KitKat Chunky, I gave it back to her, saying "I wanted a regular KitKat, fatso!"
They could really use some nice, chunky salsa to spice them up.
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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.