The Best 15 Chunky Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chunky jokes. There are some chunky caulk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chunky nutella puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chunky Jokes and Puns

-Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky? -Sorry, we only have normal Kit Kat.

-That's what I asked for, fat f*ck!

Kit Kat

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, fatty."

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky.
Credit to my dad this morning..

Chunky joke, What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

I like my women like I like my diarrhea

Brown, chunky, and on my face.

I like my women like I like my peanut butter...

Brown, chunky, and easy to spread.

Man goes to a petrol station.

It's night time and one of those serving hatches. Talks to the girl. Can I have a can of coke and a Kit kat Chunky?

Off the girl goes to get his stuff. "There you go," she says, "One can of coke and a KitKat Chunky."

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal Kitkat, you fat cow."

'Can I buy a kitkat chunky?'

Assistant: 'Of course Sir' *hands kitkat chunky over*
Customer: 'No chunky, I want a regular kitkat'

(Sorry, first post, I'm not great at jokes)

Chunky joke, 'Can I buy a kitkat chunky?'

How did the man figure out his soup was too chunky?

He'd been chomping at the bisque.

I like my milk like I like my women


If my License Plates were milk

They would be chunky.

I like my women how I like my dog food...


You can explore chunky regular reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean chunky creamy dad jokes. There are also chunky puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Am I the only one who finds jokes about Paul Walker completely tasteless?

They could really use some nice, chunky salsa to spice them up.

I went to a shop and asked the cashier, "can I have a KitKat Chunky?"

After the cashier came back with a KitKat Chunky, I gave it back to her, saying "I wanted a regular KitKat, fatso!"

What do you call a spoiled cow?


I've stopped going skinny dipping since I put on a little weight

Now I've started chunky dunking.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chunky tubby jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working chunky fatter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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