Chunky Jokes

Following is our collection of regular puns and caulk one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Chunky jokes for adults, dirty creamy jokes and clean nutella dad gags for kids.

The Best Chunky Puns

-Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky? -Sorry, we only have normal Kit Kat.

-That's what I asked for, fat f*ck!

Kit Kat

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, fatty."

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky.
Credit to my dad this morning..

I like my women like I like my diarrhea

Brown, chunky, and on my face.

I like my women like I like my peanut butter...

Brown, chunky, and easy to spread.

Man goes to a petrol station.

It's night time and one of those serving hatches. Talks to the girl. Can I have a can of coke and a Kit kat Chunky?

Off the girl goes to get his stuff. "There you go," she says, "One can of coke and a KitKat Chunky."

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal Kitkat, you fat cow."

'Can I buy a kitkat chunky?'

Assistant: 'Of course Sir' *hands kitkat chunky over*
Customer: 'No chunky, I want a regular kitkat'

(Sorry, first post, I'm not great at jokes)

How did the man figure out his soup was too chunky?

He'd been chomping at the bisque.

I like my milk like I like my women


If my License Plates were milk

They would be chunky.

I like my women how I like my dog food...


What do you call a spoiled cow?


I've stopped going skinny dipping since I put on a little weight

Now I've started chunky dunking.

I went to a shop and asked the cashier, "can I have a KitKat Chunky?"

After the cashier came back with a KitKat Chunky, I gave it back to her, saying "I wanted a regular KitKat, fatso!"

Am I the only one who finds jokes about Paul Walker completely tasteless?

They could really use some nice, chunky salsa to spice them up.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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