Chunky Jokes

22 chunky jokes and hilarious chunky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chunky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make a roaring laugh with these hilarious chunky jokes by Chunky Pandey. Diwali is about to come and there couldn't have been a better time to enjoy these funny Kitkat, Chunk and Regular jokes! Laugh away and make the most of this festive season.

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Funniest Chunky Short Jokes

Short chunky jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chunky humour may include short chubby jokes also.

  1. What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick? A chunky.
    Credit to my dad this morning..
  2. 'Can I buy a kitkat chunky?' Assistant: 'Of course Sir' *hands kitkat chunky over*
    Customer: 'No chunky, I want a regular kitkat'
    (Sorry, first post, I'm not great at jokes)
  3. Am I the only one who finds jokes about Paul Walker completely tasteless? They could really use some nice, chunky salsa to spice them up.
  4. I've stopped going skinny dipping since I put on a little weight Now I've started chunky dunking.
  5. -Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky? -Sorry, we only have normal Kit Kat. -That's what I asked for, fat f*c**...!
  6. I went to a shop and asked the cashier, "can I have a KitKat Chunky?" After the cashier came back with a KitKat Chunky, I gave it back to her, saying "I wanted a regular KitKat, f**...!"

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Chunky One Liners

Which chunky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chunky? I can suggest the ones about thick and hefty.

  1. I like my women like I like my diarrhea Brown, chunky, and on my face.
  2. I like my women like I like my peanut butter... Brown, chunky, and easy to spread.
  3. I like my girls how I like my milk White, spoiled, and chunky
  4. How did the man figure out his soup was too chunky? He'd been chomping at the bisque.
  5. What do you call a spoiled cow? Chunky
  6. I like my milk like I like my women Chunky.
  7. If my License Plates were milk They would be chunky.
  8. I like my women how I like my dog food... Chunky
  9. What do you call a fat black person? Chunky Monkies
  10. I like my girl like I like my peanut butter. Chunky and spread liberally.
  11. What is white, chunky, and girls hate swallowing it? Spoiled milk, p**....

Chunky joke, What is white, chunky, and girls hate swallowing it?

Gather Around for Heartwarming Chunky Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about chunky you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean curvy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chunky pranks.

Kit Kat

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, fatty."

Man goes to a petrol station.

It's night time and one of those serving hatches. Talks to the girl. Can I have a can of coke and a Kit kat Chunky?
Off the girl goes to get his stuff. "There you go," she says, "One can of coke and a KitKat Chunky."
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal Kitkat, you fat cow."

Chunky joke, What do you call a spoiled cow?