Chunky Jokes
20 chunky jokes and hilarious chunky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chunky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make a roaring laugh with these hilarious chunky jokes by Chunky Pandey. Diwali is about to come and there couldn't have been a better time to enjoy these funny Kitkat, Chunk and Regular jokes! Laugh away and make the most of this festive season.
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Funniest Chunky Short Jokes
Short chunky jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chunky humour may include short hefty jokes also.
- What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick? A chunky.
- 'Can I buy a kitkat chunky?' Assistant: 'Of course Sir' *hands kitkat chunky over*
Customer: 'No chunky, I want a regular kitkat'
(Sorry, first post, I'm not great at jokes) - Am I the only one who finds jokes about Paul Walker completely tasteless? They could really use some nice, chunky salsa to spice them up.
- I've stopped going skinny dipping since I put on a little weight Now I've started chunky dunking.
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Chunky One Liners
Which chunky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chunky? I can suggest the ones about crumby and skinny.
- I like my women like I like my peanut butter... Brown, chunky, and easy to spread.
- How did the man figure out his soup was too chunky? He'd been chomping at the bisque.
- If my License Plates were milk They would be chunky.
- I like my women how I like my dog food... Chunky
- I like my girl like I like my peanut butter. Chunky and spread liberally.
- I like my women like I like my diarrhea Brown, chunky, and on my face.
- What do you call a spoiled cow? Chunky
- I like my milk like I like my women Chunky.
- What is white, chunky, and girls hate swallowing it? Spoiled milk, p**....
Gather Around for Heartwarming Chunky Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about chunky you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fat guy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chunky pranks.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
-Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky? -Sorry, we only have normal Kit Kat.
-That's what I asked for, fat f*c**...!
Kit Kat
A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, fatty."
