The Best 24 Chunk Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chunk jokes. There are some chunk moldy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chunk fraction puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Chunk Jokes and Puns

A man walks into a barbershop...

...and says, "I want you to cut my hair longer on the left side and shorter on the right side. Make it uneven along the back, jagged in the front, and take out a big chunk right near the top."

The barber says, "I'm sorry, sir, but I can't do that."

The man replies, "Why not? It's what you did last time."

A kid threw a chunk of cheddar at me today

I didn't think that was very mature.

Fortunately, it wasn't sharp.

A man walks into a bar while carrying a chunk of asphalt under his arm....

he says, "Hey! Bartender! Two beers please." The bartender looks at him with a confused look and asked, "Why two? Are you waiting on someone?" The man responds, "Nah, I need for me and one for the road."

Chunk joke, A man walks into a bar while carrying a chunk of asphalt under his arm....

A chunk of wood that can make nice beats.


_Here come the down votes._

Did you hear about that massive chunk of gold?

It's au-fully heavy.

What do you call a fat Chinese man?

A chunk.

I was supposed to pay $500 for a single chunk of metal

what a steel....

Chunk joke, I was supposed to pay $500 for a single chunk of metal

"Two steaks please", I asked the writer. "Rare for me, medium rare for my friend."

He brought us a lovely bit of panda and a nice chunk of giraffe.

A man walks into a bar. . .

A man walks into a bar carrying a chunk of asphalt.
To the bartender, he says, "I'll have two beers, one for me and one for the road."

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are busy with yet another complicated case.

Suddenly, Holmes seizes a chunk of blood-spattered limestone from the ground.

"What is it, Holmes?" asks Watson, eagerly.

Holmes turns and replies, gravely, "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson.


A guy walks into a beer store, and asks the employee,

Guy: This is my first time buying beer, what do you recommend?

Employee: Bud Light is popular?

Guy: I'll take a 24 then. Same guy comes into the same beer store a week later and asks the same employee for a 24 of different beer.

Employee: Did you not like the Bud Light?

Guy: No, it made me blow chunks.

Employee: That happens to all of us if we drink to much.

Guy: You don't understand, Chunks is my dog.

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(Clean) A group of nuns wanted to make a little money on the side...

They were quite good at woodworking and wanted to make something that the local kids would enjoy so they decided to start up a company that makes yo-yos. Pretty soon making the yo-yos and fulfilling the orders started to take up a good chunk of their time and it caught the attention of the Mother Superior. She pulled them aside and asked what they've been working on so hard and they told her: Nun Yo-yo Buisiness

A nacho enters the stomach

A nacho enters the stomach, lays down near the duodenum and falls asleep. A chunk of pizza also arrives and falls asleep too. Then a shot of tequila joins and says: We're having such a party up there and you prefer to just sleep here? Get up, we're going back.

Defrosting a freezer is like picking your nose

It's so satisfying when you manage to pull out an exceptionally large chunk!

What do you call a fat Chinese person?

A chunk

I found a cool chunk of gold yesterday...

It was (Au)some

Chunk joke, I found a cool chunk of gold yesterday...

My brother wanted me to go over the thumb rules of escaping a mass shooting..

- Clear out a particular chunk of the crowd,
- Shoot yourself in the foot
- Drop the gun and mix with the crowd.

The ice maker in the fridge was blocked by a large chunk of ice and wouldn't operate.

It was found guilty of obstruction of just ice.

Why do suicide bombers have 72 virgins?

one for each chunk.

What do you call a fat Asian?

A chunk

A large chunk of ice walks into a bar

and places his order. I'll take a whiskey on the rocks."

The bartender looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, but I can't serve your kids."

A spider started wrapping itself around my chunk of yellow food.

It was a corn on the cobweb.

I was recently in Belfast and saw a tourist attraction called "The Titanic Experience".

It's great. When you walk in the door they slam you in the face with a big chunk of ice.

A friend wanted "cold hard cash" for his birthday

So I gave him a $20 bill inside of a chunk of ice.

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