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Two homosexuals bumped into each other one day in Bondi Junction.
After their customary intimate greeting, one of them asked the other, "Fabian, have you stopped smoking?"
When Fabian replied in the affirmative, his chum asked him how he had managed to kick the habit.
Explained Fabian, "It was easy really. Everytime I felt like a cigarette, I`d just s**... on a lifesaver."
Replied his friend, "Well - lucky you live near the beach."
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Give a man a fish
And he will be back hungry tomorrow.
Teach a man to fish and he becomes your competition.
Cut him up into little bits and he becomes your chum.
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Some chump in an orange apron in B&Q just asked me if I wanted decking...
Fortunately I got the first punch in.
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Chumlee was arrested for s**... assault, drugs, and guns.
Do you think Rick will go to the court and haggle down his sentence?
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