The Best 9 Chugs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Chugs jokes. There are some chugs slams jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these chugs drink puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Chugs Jokes and Puns

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a pint. Just then, a fly drops in each of their Guinness.

The Englishman says: "How dreadful. Barkeep, take this pint back at once, I couldn't possibly touch it, it has a fly in it!"

The Scotsman says: "Ach, it's nae so bad!" and flicks the fly out with the back of his hand and chugs his beer.

The Irishman gingerly picks up the fly by the wing, gives the fly a little wiggle and says: "You spit that out! You spit that out!"

A guy walks into a bar

and asks for a beer. He chugs it, looks into his pocket and asks for another beer. He chugs that beer, looks into his pocket and asks for another.

The man does this a few more times until the bartender asks, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"

The man says, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough for me to go home."

Two guys are forced to share the last beer in the cooler

"You go ahead and have your half first", says the first guy. The other guy says "ok, thanks" and chugs the whole bottle down. "What the hell was that?!" says the first guy, to which the other replies:

"My half was at the bottom..."

A man gets home for work and runs to the couch

Yells to his wife "HONEY QUICK GET ME A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS"
Frantically she runs to the kitchen grabs a beer runs it over to him. He chugs it.
"QUICK BRING ANOTHER ONE!"
Confused she runs and gets another one brings it to him.
He chugs it.
"ONE MORE TIME BEFORE IT STARTS!"
She says "YOU GET HOME FROM WORK HOP ON THE COUCH AND START BARKING ORDERS WHILE ALL DAY IVE BEEN...
"Nevermind it started"

2 men walk into a bar after a long, hard day at work

The first man asks the bartender, "May I have some H2O?"

The bartender gives the first man the drink and the first man chugs it down.

The second man, seeing what the first man did, asks the bartender, "May I have some H2O too?"

The bartender gives the second man the drink and the second man chugs it down.

The second man died shortly after.

A man sees another man at a bar...

He had been sitting at a table for 15 minutes staring at his beer. He decides to walk over and take his beer. He chugs it all in one gulp, and the man at the table begins crying in uncontrollably. He begins to feel bad and says "don't worry, I'll buy you a new one". The man replies "you don't understand, I just caught my wife with my brother and I was going to poison myself... But now I have to buy more poison".

This is a traditional joke from my culture. Warning, the humor is a bit different than you're used to

Two men are having dinner. One man orders an uncooked fish, and the other man orders uncooked steak. Both are skeptical of the other's raw food. The fish man then orders a Martini, and the steak man orders pure alcohol. The fish man tells the other man not to drink it. The steak man chugs the alcohol. A few hours later, the steak man is at the hospital. The fish man visits. The fish man tells him that he once pulled a charger out of the wall. The steak man dies.

Chugs joke, This is a traditional joke from my culture. Warning, the humor is a bit different than you're used t

How does Thomas the Tank Engine drink beer?

He chugs it.

The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physicist while he chugs the last of his beer...

The strange charm of a top down bottom's up

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the chugs spews puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

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