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19 chug jokes and hilarious chug puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chug that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Chug Short Jokes

Short chug jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chug humour may include short jokes also.

  1. I am banned from my church livestream Apparently dunking a pizza crust into a full glass of wine and then chugging it is not acceptable for holy communion.

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Chug One Liners

Which chug one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chug? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. A friend of mine once chugged 2 straight gallons of milk It was legendairy.
  2. How does Thomas the Tank Engine drink beer? He c**... it.
  3. How do trains drink? They, c**...!
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  4. Your mama so fat... ...that she takes two c**... j**... to heal.
  5. c**... some nightquil wait ten minutes Then try to bust a nut before you fall asleep.
  6. What do you get when a Native American c**... a quart of Mobile 1? A well-oiled i**....
  7. How do trains have their meals? They c**...-a-c**...-a-c**...-a-c**...-a-CHOO-CHOO

Chug Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about chug you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chug pranks.

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A man come home from work one day...

... and asks his wife "Can you get me a beer, before it starts?"
The wife gets the beer and he drinks it in one c**....
He asks his wife again "Can you get me a beer, before it starts?"
Again, the wife gets the beer and he drinks it in one go.
Once more he asks his wife "Can you get me a beer, before it starts?"
At that point the wife says "Are you sure you want another beer? Isn't two enough for the evening?"
The man replies: "aaaand it started."

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r**... husband and wife are smuggling a couple skunks across the border.

As they approach the border checkpoint the wife panics..."what do I do with these?!" she exclaims while frantically fumbling the skunks
"Quick now Mary Ann, hide them under your skirt!" said the red-neck husband in between his beer c**....
"Now, now whattabout the gadaym stink?!" says Mary Ann...
"If they die, they die hunnycakes"

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Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "c**... c**... c**..."

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What sound does and alcohlic train make?

c**... c**... c**... c**... c**... c**......
I'll show myself out.

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New drinking game:

Every time Senator Bernie Sanders proposes something free, c**... someone else's beer.

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Decided to start a business that serves beer and gives massages

Gonna call it Rub and c**...

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What did Tupac say when he drove a steam train?

*I didn't choose the c**... life, the c**... life chose me.*

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One gallon of gasoline contains roughly the amount of energy required for a human to live 56 years

Therefore, if you c**... two gallons of gasoline you'll never have to eat again!

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If a place says No alcohol beyond this point it is another way of saying I bet you can't c**... down that beer in 10 seconds.