Chug Jokes
19 chug jokes and hilarious chug puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chug that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short chug jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chug humour may include short jokes also.
- I am banned from my church livestream Apparently dunking a pizza crust into a full glass of wine and then chugging it is not acceptable for holy communion.
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Chug One Liners
Which chug one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chug? I can suggest the ones about and .
- A friend of mine once chugged 2 straight gallons of milk It was legendairy.
- How does Thomas the Tank Engine drink beer? He c**... it.
- How do trains drink? They, c**...!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Your mama so fat... ...that she takes two c**... j**... to heal.
- c**... some nightquil wait ten minutes Then try to bust a nut before you fall asleep.
- What do you get when a Native American c**... a quart of Mobile 1? A well-oiled i**....
- How do trains have their meals? They c**...-a-c**...-a-c**...-a-c**...-a-CHOO-CHOO
Chug Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about chug you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chug pranks.
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A man come home from work one day...
... and asks his wife "Can you get me a beer, before it starts?"
The wife gets the beer and he drinks it in one c**....
He asks his wife again "Can you get me a beer, before it starts?"
Again, the wife gets the beer and he drinks it in one go.
Once more he asks his wife "Can you get me a beer, before it starts?"
At that point the wife says "Are you sure you want another beer? Isn't two enough for the evening?"
The man replies: "aaaand it started."
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r**... husband and wife are smuggling a couple skunks across the border.
As they approach the border checkpoint the wife panics..."what do I do with these?!" she exclaims while frantically fumbling the skunks
"Quick now Mary Ann, hide them under your skirt!" said the red-neck husband in between his beer c**....
"Now, now whattabout the gadaym stink?!" says Mary Ann...
"If they die, they die hunnycakes"
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Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?
Because all he says is "c**... c**... c**..."
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What sound does and alcohlic train make?
c**... c**... c**... c**... c**... c**......
I'll show myself out.
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New drinking game:
Every time Senator Bernie Sanders proposes something free, c**... someone else's beer.
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Decided to start a business that serves beer and gives massages
Gonna call it Rub and c**...
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What did Tupac say when he drove a steam train?
*I didn't choose the c**... life, the c**... life chose me.*
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One gallon of gasoline contains roughly the amount of energy required for a human to live 56 years
Therefore, if you c**... two gallons of gasoline you'll never have to eat again!
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