Chug Jokes

Following is our collection of swig puns and sip one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Chug jokes for adults, dirty beverage jokes and clean beer dad gags for kids.

The Best Chug Puns

A man come home from work one day...

... and asks his wife "Can you get me a beer, before it starts?"

The wife gets the beer and he drinks it in one chug.

He asks his wife again "Can you get me a beer, before it starts?"

Again, the wife gets the beer and he drinks it in one go.

Once more he asks his wife "Can you get me a beer, before it starts?"

At that point the wife says "Are you sure you want another beer? Isn't two enough for the evening?"

The man replies: "aaaand it started."

One gallon of gasoline contains roughly the amount of energy required for a human to live 56 years

Therefore, if you chug two gallons of gasoline you'll never have to eat again!

A guy walks into a bar

and asks for a beer. He chugs it, looks into his pocket and asks for another beer. He chugs that beer, looks into his pocket and asks for another.

The man does this a few more times until the bartender asks, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"

The man says, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough for me to go home."

Redneck husband and wife are smuggling a couple skunks across the border.

As they approach the border checkpoint the wife panics..."what do I do with these?!" she exclaims while frantically fumbling the skunks
"Quick now Mary Ann, hide them under your skirt!" said the red-neck husband in between his beer chug.
"Now, now whattabout the gadaym stink?!" says Mary Ann...
"If they die, they die hunnycakes"

How do trains drink?

They, CHUG!


What did Tupac say when he drove a steam train?

*I didn't choose the chug life, the chug life chose me.*

Your mama so fat...

...that she takes two chug jugs to heal.

If a place says No alcohol beyond this point it is another way of saying I bet you can't chug down that beer in 10 seconds.

New drinking game:

Every time Senator Bernie Sanders proposes something free, chug someone else's beer.

What sound does and alcohlic train make?

Chug chug chug chug chug chug...

I'll show myself out.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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