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- Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
- Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum. - Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
- With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
- Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
- The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
- The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
- Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway. - Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face. - Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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- Chuck Norris once roundhouse kick the ocean. That's why we have tides now.
- What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in? A roundhouse.
- Chuck Norris got a new pair of shoes Roundhouse kicks
- If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
- Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch... - Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
- Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
- Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
- To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
- E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. - Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
- When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
- Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
- A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
- Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse k**... a duck at a b**....
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse k**... the judges because they misspelled his name.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse k**... the old one.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. s**... it Microsoft.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's w**....
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse k**... me in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being s**....
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear e**....
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.