Chuck Norris Born Jokes

Funniest Chuck Norris Born Short Jokes

Short chuck norris born jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chuck norris born humour may include short chuck norris beard jokes also.

1. When Chuck Norris was born… The doctor said Congratulations! You have two healthy parents.
2. When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
   He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
3. July 4th is Independence day.
   And the day Chuck Norris was born.
   Coincidence? I think not.
4. Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
   Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
5. Chuck Norris once flushed a c**... Three weeks later the ninja turtles were born
6. Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945. The n**... surrendered May 7th 1945.

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Chuck Norris Born One Liners

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1. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin And giraffes were born
2. The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
3. When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
4. Did you know that Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin? That he built.
5. Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
6. Chuck Norris was born feet first.
   It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
7. Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
8. Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
9. Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
10. All men are born equal.
    Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
11. Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
12. When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
13. Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
    World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
    What a coincidence.
14. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
15. Chuck Norris helped the nurses when he was born

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