Chuck Norris Beard Jokes

Funniest Chuck Norris Beard Short Jokes

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1. Chuck Norris They wanted to add Chuck Norris' face to Mount Rushmore, but the granite is not hard enough for his beard.
2. Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
   They are used as bullet proof vests.
3. 30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
   They were never seen again.
4. According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
5. Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
   His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
6. Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
   Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
7. Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
   "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
   That's how tough his beard is.
8. Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
   When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
9. Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
   The result is now sold as Red Bull.
10. Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.

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Chuck Norris Beard One Liners

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1. A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
2. Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
3. Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
4. Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
5. "With great power comes a great beard!"
   - Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
7. Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
8. Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
9. Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
   He didn't, his beard grew him.
10. The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
11. Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
12. Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
    Twice.
13. Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
14. Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
15. Chuck Norris once s**... his beard.
    People now call it Bigfoot.

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