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Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Chuck? Well here is a complete list of the top chuck jokes:

There were 3 Chinese men...

Han, Chan and Fan were planning on migrating to the USA.

They all wanted to assimilate as quickly as possible, so they decided to adopt more traditional American sounding names.

Han decided that he would be Huck.

Chan decided that he would be Chuck.

And Fan...well Fan decided that he`d stay in China.

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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number.

You pick up the wrong phone.

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Chuck Norris is a wimp...

If he were really as badass as they say he is, he would walk in here right now and start slamming my face into the keybdilfvbasjklkjcbnacnbzcjkbs; fsidfbaa3048fhsdk;ufb fba'aspfj4hn4

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Chinese Immigrants

Three Chinese brothers tried to migrate into America. The first brother was name Bu, the second was name Chu and the third was called Fu. Bu changed his name to Buck, Chu changed his name to Chuck and Fu got sent back to China.

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Chuck Norris

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. It was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar...

The bar says "Ow."

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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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Someone gave Chuck Norris the finger.

He still has it.

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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.

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The world didn't end today because...

Chuck Norris just bought a laptop with a 3 year warranty.

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Chuck Norris is a coward!

If that sucker was so brave as people say he would show up here right now and smash my head against my keybakwue hr<awjd <akreu<an<awlkuhnc<a kjdqw;eoim

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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.

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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.

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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.

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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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Chuck Norris once broke wind so hard...

it couldn't be fixed.

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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.

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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.

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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.

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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.

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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.

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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.

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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.

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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.

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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?

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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".

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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.

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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.

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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.

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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1

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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.

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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.

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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.

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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.

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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.

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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.

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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.

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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.

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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.

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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.

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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.


These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.

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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.

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CONCLUSION

You've red some of the best chuck jokes of all time. We hope you had fun with this collection of 50 puns about chuck. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise your chidlren not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty chuck gags to your kids. So please respect and be a good joking daddy !

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