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Han, Chan and Fan were planning on migrating to the USA.
They all wanted to assimilate as quickly as possible, so they decided to adopt more traditional American sounding names.
Han decided that he would be Huck.
Chan decided that he would be Chuck.
And Fan...well Fan decided that he`d stay in China.
You pick up the wrong phone.
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👍🏼Three Chinese brothers tried to migrate into America. The first brother was name Bu, the second was name Chu and the third was called Fu. Bu changed his name to Buck, Chu changed his name to Chuck and Fu got sent back to China.
👍🏼There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. It was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
👍🏼The bar says "Ow."
👍🏼He still has it.
👍🏼Chuck Norris just bought a laptop with a 3 year warranty.
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👍🏼it couldn't be fixed.
👍🏼Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
👍🏼hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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