Top 10 chuck Jokes

There were 3 Chinese men...

Han, Chan and Fan were planning on migrating to the USA.

They all wanted to assimilate as quickly as possible, so they decided to adopt more traditional American sounding names.

Han decided that he would be Huck.

Chan decided that he would be Chuck.

And Fan...well Fan decided that he`d stay in China.


Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number.

You pick up the wrong phone.


Chuck Norris is a wimp...

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Chinese Immigrants

Three Chinese brothers tried to migrate into America. The first brother was name Bu, the second was name Chu and the third was called Fu. Bu changed his name to Buck, Chu changed his name to Chuck and Fu got sent back to China.


Chuck Norris

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. It was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.


Chuck Norris walks into a bar...

The bar says "Ow."


Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Someone gave Chuck Norris the finger.

He still has it.


Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.


The world didn't end today because...

Chuck Norris just bought a laptop with a 3 year warranty.