Chubby Jokes

42 chubby jokes and hilarious chubby puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about chubby that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Enjoy a laugh with these funny chubby jokes. From chubby brown best jokes to chubby cheeks, chubby chaser and chubby baby, there's something for everyone to enjoy. Plus, hear about Lacy the chunky girl, and jokes about overweight people for guaranteed fun.

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Funniest Chubby Short Jokes

Short chubby jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chubby humour may include short curvy jokes also.

  1. I know skinny jeans are fashionable... But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off
  2. My girlfriend introduced our new baby to my friends. "Look at those chubby cheeks and bald head," they said.
    I said, "Thanks, but we're here to talk about the baby."
  3. It's funny how 8 cups of water a day seems impossible... but 8 pints and 4 shots in 3 hours goes down quicker than a chubby kid on a see-saw!
  4. What do you call a chubby girl who's cranky, has bad breath and doesn't screw? You don't call her.
  5. I know I'm a little chubby So I don't really mind getting called fat - give it to me straight, don't sugarcoat it.
    Actually, sugar is the last thing I need right now.
  6. Why did the chubby fish connoisseur not worry about his weight? Because it was all mussel.
  7. Have you heard about Chubby's Plus Size Brothel? They say it's how you get the biggest bang for your buck.
  8. Why did the chubby kidney doctor go to the weather convention? He heard they were looking for meaty urologists.
  9. I like The Teletubbies.. It's my favourite TV show about four chubby aliens that live on a giant miniature golf course.
  10. I spend all day on my smartphone app trying to encounter Jigglypuffs But such is the life of a gay British chubby chaser

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Chubby One Liners

Which chubby one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chubby? I can suggest the ones about chunky and obese.

  1. What do you call a chubby midget? Low fat.
  2. What's a group of chubby newborns called? Heavy Infantry
  3. What do you call a group of chubby transgender people? Trans fats.
  4. I go for chubby girls because they can't run away
  5. What do you call a chubby puppy? Husky
  6. See, the thing about chubby chasing is... There isn't much chasing involved.
  7. What do you call fat dubstep? Chubby wubby
  8. What do you call a chubby chick riding cowboy? A triglyce-ride
  9. OC - What's the binge show of choice for chubby pre-med cows Graze Anatomy
  10. Did you see the movie about Chubby Checker? it has a great twist
  11. What do you call a chubby Indian chick? A thicca masala
  12. Boy: You can't spell sugar with u :) Chubby girl: ARE YOU SAYING I HAVE DIABETES
  13. You know what's the best part of being a chubby chaser? They can't run very fast.
  14. Karaoke is like my chubby female friend the only time I'd either is when I'm drunk
  15. Whats the best fat guy pickup line? If you think I'm fat, you should see my chubby!

Chubby joke, Whats the best fat guy pickup line?

The Funniest Chubby Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about chubby you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fat guy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chubby pranks.

It's Easter Sunday morning...

... and chubby Chuck has been chomping on Easter eggs all night. He decides that he simply can't eat one more Easter egg. So he plays a prank. He goes into the chicken coop and replaces every single egg the hens have laid with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walks in, sees all the colored eggs, then storms outside and kills the peacock.

So I went into mcdonalds and ordered some fries.

There was a chubby girl working, she seemed busy and kinda stressed out. She informed me the fries are cooking, and will be ready in about 3 minutes. I told her "no problem" and waited for my fries. After a few minutes she brought me my order and said "sorry about the wait" I said "no problem chubby, you're bound to lose it sometime".

So I was at this little pub in Great Britain.....

I notice these two women, both cute but a bit chubby.
I approached the girls and asked "Are you two ladies from Scotland"?, to which the heftier one replied "It's Wales you idiot"!
Taken a bit aback by this, I replied "Oh, sorry. Are you two Whales from Scotland"?

When a man is poor and fat, he's a fat a**.... When a man is rich and fat, he's:

My cute chubby teddy bear

My chubby friend has been an engineer, an artist, an architect...

I guess you could say he's an all rounder

When I was young I was really chubby and didn't have any friends

I guess you could say I couldn't fit in

What do you call an unimpressive looking, chubby, unintelligent Joe in America?

Above average.

M. Night Shyamalan

Mark: While grocery shopping last night, I noticed the overweight cashier looked really familiar. It wasn't until I left that I realized it was Chubby Checker. Irony, right?
Paul: What do you mean?
Mark: Chubby Checker was a chubby checker.
Paul: I still don't get it.
Mark: That's The Twist!

Chubby joke, M. Night Shyamalan