chrysler Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious chrysler puns

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler


What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate


If car brand became a cult,

Would the leader of dodge be Jesus Chrysler?


What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.


How do you make a Chrysler Pontiac float?

Glass of soda and two scoops of Chrysler Pontiac


Who is fattest person alive?

Bert Chrysler.


Chrysler has had terrible success with their electric cars because they

Dodge Chargers


A man is almost hit by a car.

Chrysler averted.


What are the most funny Chrysler jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Chrysler? Well, here are the best Chrysler dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Chrysler pick up lines to share with friends.


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