Chronic Jokes

Funniest Chronic Short Jokes

Short chronic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chronic humour may include short long term jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the chronic masturbator that was slightly under the weather? He's not feeling himself today.
2. My therapist just told me I might be a chronic procrastinator and that it will seriously affect my life. I'm not worried though I'll figure out what procrastination means later
3. My girlfriend broke up with me because I am extremely handsome and too many girls want me She said something else about my chronic lying disorder but I wasn't really listening
4. Did you hear that they make a webpage for people who suffer from chronic eye pain? It's a site for sore eyes.
5. Heard about the man with chronic dandruff who was attacked by a shark? They found his head and shoulders on the beach.
6. My father, his father, his father's father and his father's father's father all had chronic diarrhoea Runs in the family I guess
7. I spent 15 years suffering from chronic procrastination.... And I still can't decide if I prefer sativa or indica.
   P.s I am getting really annoyed by that persistent promoted post!
8. The Bad News - I've been suffering from chronic Insomnia The Good News - Only 2 more sleeps until Santa arrives.
9. For 2021, I'm absolutely done with being a chronic people pleaser..!! ......as long as everyone is ok with that ?
10. Just thought I'd let you know that I'm a chronic kleptomaniac... but don't worry, I'm taking something for it.

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Chronic One Liners

Which chronic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chronic? I can suggest the ones about lifelong and acute.

1. I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giant… Feefiphobia…
2. What is a chronic masturbator's favorite dish? Meat stroganoff
3. I was referred to a doctor with chronic back pain. I hope he's still able to treat me.
4. Why was the Mathematician frowned upon? He was a chronic math-debater
5. I think my cat has chronic pain.... He keeps saying me ow
6. Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea? It runs in his jeans.
7. Why did the sales representative quit their job? Chronic depression
8. i used to suffer from chronic adhd as i was saying bacon makes everything better.
9. What do you call tonic water with THC in it? Chronic water.
10. What do you call it when a dog has chronic inflammation in its joints? Arf-ritis...
11. A guy accidentally burns his finger while smoking a blunt now he has chronic pain
12. Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns? Chronic depression makes the meat a little tangy.
13. I have a chronic fear of guitars. They have too many frets.
14. What's the only cure for chronic procrastination? I'll tell ya later
15. How did the chronic masturbator die? He stroked out.

Chronic Pain Jokes

Here is a list of funny chronic pain jokes and even better chronic pain puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• After getting acupuncture, my chronic muscle pain is completely gone. The pin really is mightier than the sore.
• You shouldn't worry about headaches I mean, it's all in your head.

Laughter Chronic Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about chronic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lengthy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chronic pranks.