Chronic Jokes

Funniest Chronic Short Jokes

Short chronic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chronic humour may include short long term jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the chronic masturbator that was slightly under the weather? He's not feeling himself today.
2. My therapist just told me I might be a chronic procrastinator and that it will seriously affect my life. I'm not worried though I'll figure out what procrastination means later
3. I have chronic diarrhea. My dad also has chronic diarrhea, and his dad had it too... It runs in our jeans.
4. My girlfriend broke up with me because I am extremely handsome and too many girls want me She said something else about my chronic lying disorder but I wasn't really listening
5. What do you call an incredibly insensitive shaman who's also weak and suffers from chronic bad breath? A super callous fragile mystic plagued by halitosis.
6. Did you hear that they make a webpage for people who suffer from chronic eye pain? It's a site for sore eyes.
7. I'm absolutely heartbroken. My Girlfriend has broken up with me over my chronic gambling addiction.. .. Desperate to win Her back.
8. Heard about the man with chronic dandruff who was attacked by a shark? They found his head and shoulders on the beach.
9. My grandparents, parents, and even my siblings have chronic diarrhea... runs in the family
10. A group of chronic masturbators have recently started an organization to protect women from domestic violence. Their slogan is "We only beat ourselves."

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Chronic One Liners

Which chronic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chronic? I can suggest the ones about lifelong and acute.

1. I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giant… Feefiphobia…
2. I just discovered that chronic diarrhea is hereditary. Apparently it runs in your genes.
3. Why should you always keep a chronic masturbater nearby? He comes in handy.
4. What is a chronic masturbator's favorite dish? Meat stroganoff
5. I have a chronic fear of giants. It's a fee-fi-phobia
6. I was referred to a doctor with chronic back pain. I hope he's still able to treat me.
7. Why do the chronic masturbater's friends keep him around? He always comes in handy.
8. Why was the Mathematician frowned upon? He was a chronic math-debater
9. I think my cat has chronic pain.... He keeps saying me ow
10. Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea? It runs in his jeans.
11. Why did the sales representative quit their job? Chronic depression
12. What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey? A jerkin Turkin
13. i used to suffer from chronic adhd as i was saying bacon makes everything better.
14. What do you call tonic water with THC in it? Chronic water.
15. What do you call it when a dog has chronic inflammation in its joints? Arf-ritis...

Chronic Pain Jokes

Here is a list of funny chronic pain jokes and even better chronic pain puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• After getting acupuncture, my chronic muscle pain is completely gone. The pin really is mightier than the sore.
• You shouldn't worry about headaches I mean, it's all in your head.
• A guy accidentally burns his finger while smoking a blunt now he has chronic pain

Chronic Illness Jokes

Here is a list of funny chronic illness jokes and even better chronic illness puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do people with chronic illnesses and parents of h**... addicts have in common? They can never find a spoon when they need one.

Laughter Chronic Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about chronic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lengthy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chronic pranks.