Chromosome Jokes

Funniest Chromosome Short Jokes

Short chromosome jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chromosome humour may include short chord jokes also.

1. As God created this human child, God asked him... "How about an extra chromosome?"
   The child replied, "I'd be down for that."
2. The doctor asked me how I'd feel about having an extra chromosome. I told him I'd be 100% down with that.
3. How do you tell the difference between a male and female chromosome? You pull down it's genes!
4. I asked my friend with an extra chromosome if he wanted to hang out... He said he was down
5. I was recently asked to be a part of a biological experiment. The researchers said they would mutate me with an extra chromosome and give me $10 000 for it. I'm down.
6. I put a bunch of X and Y chromosomes into a blender, and made a liquid of them. It's genderfluid.
7. I tried to cheer my mentally challenged friend up... ...but I guess I shouldn't have said "Don't let an extra chromosome get you down."
8. Why are chromosomes like fighting prisoners? They both get pulled apart to opposite sides of the cell.
9. So I once saw an argument in a comment section, a man said, How many chromosomes do you have? The other replied, More than you .
   The sheer confidence he had
10. Some chromosomes wanted to go swimming. - Let's jump into that gene pool!
    - There's already a couple in there. You realize what you're about to d...
    - ..yeah yeah, I'm Down with it!!

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Chromosome One Liners

Which chromosome one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chromosome? I can suggest the ones about molecule and cell.

1. I'm not just alright with my extra chromosome... In fact, I'm down with it.
2. How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes.
3. Don't let... ...an extra chromosome get you down.
4. I scored 47/46 for my test. It was a chromosomes test.
5. What is a chromosome's favorite article of clothing? a pair of genes.
6. How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? You pull down its genes.
7. You know what gets people down? An extra chromosome!
   (im sorry)
8. What did the Y chromosome say to the X chromosome? Any room for me in those genes?
9. What do the chromosomes wear? Genes.
10. Sometimes having an extra chromosome... really gets me down
11. Why was the boy with 47 chromosomes crying? Because he's Down.
    I'm sorry.
12. Having more isn't always a good thing I mean, I have a cousin with more chromosomes....
13. What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with? Downy.
14. Having a 3rd chromosome.... Is a real downer.
15. Doctor told my wife and I that our baby has an extra chromosome... What a downer.

Y Chromosome Jokes

Here is a list of funny y chromosome jokes and even better y chromosome puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called "The Extra Chromosome"
• The best way to find a female chromosome They're always asking y
• I have an x chromosome But I'm not going to tell you y
• Of course our company is an equal opportunity employer We always make sure to have equal numbers of X and Y chromosomes

Laughable Chromosome Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about chromosome you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean galaxy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chromosome pranks.