Chromosomal Jokes
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Funniest Chromosomal Short Jokes
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- As God created this human child, God asked him... "How about an extra chromosome?"
The child replied, "I'd be down for that." - The doctor asked me how I'd feel about having an extra chromosome. I told him I'd be 100% down with that.
- How do you tell the difference between a male and female chromosome? You pull down it's genes!
- I asked my friend with an extra chromosome if he wanted to hang out... He said he was down
- I was recently asked to be a part of a biological experiment. The researchers said they would mutate me with an extra chromosome and give me $10 000 for it. I'm down.
- I put a bunch of X and Y chromosomes into a blender, and made a liquid of them. It's genderfluid.
- I tried to cheer my mentally challenged friend up... ...but I guess I shouldn't have said "Don't let an extra chromosome get you down."
- Why are chromosomes like fighting prisoners? They both get pulled apart to opposite sides of the cell.
- So I once saw an argument in a comment section, a man said, How many chromosomes do you have? The other replied, More than you .
The sheer confidence he had - Some chromosomes wanted to go swimming. - Let's jump into that gene pool!
- There's already a couple in there. You realize what you're about to d...
- ..yeah yeah, I'm Down with it!!
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Chromosomal One Liners
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- I'm not just alright with my extra chromosome... In fact, I'm down with it.
- How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes.
- Don't let... ...an extra chromosome get you down.
- I scored 47/46 for my test. It was a chromosomes test.
- What is a chromosome's favorite article of clothing? a pair of genes.
- How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? You pull down its genes.
- You know what gets people down? An extra chromosome!
(im sorry) - What did the Y chromosome say to the X chromosome? Any room for me in those genes?
- What do the chromosomes wear? Genes.
- Sometimes having an extra chromosome... really gets me down
- Why was the boy with 47 chromosomes crying? Because he's Down.
I'm sorry. - Having more isn't always a good thing I mean, I have a cousin with more chromosomes....
- What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with? Downy.
- Having a 3rd chromosome.... Is a real downer.
- Doctor told my wife and I that our baby has an extra chromosome... What a downer.
Chromosomal Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Does a basketball player with an extra chromosome...
have both ups and downs?
What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?
Roseanne Barr bodies
heh
If Keanu Reeves was born with two X chromosomes, what would he be?
A whoa-man.
Our relationship is like an extra chromosome
It's all downs from here
How does a potato keep up with it's friends?
With Google chromosome+
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I thought it was good to get a bonus.
It s**... getting a bonus chromosome.
The boy with Down's Syndrome got his chromosome test back today.
It was above average.
two chromosomes responsible for a divorce
Ex and Why
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Biologists have jokes too
Biologist: What's the quickest way to determine the s**... of a chromosome?
Dan: I don't know.
Biologist: Pull down its genes. ^^^^get ^^^^it?
The best way to find a female chromosome
They're always asking y
Did you hear about the pessimistic man who was missing a chromosome?
He was a real downer.
She said, "Can you even count to Potato?"
I said, "I don't have that many chromosomes."
When we were young, my brother was always better in everything. I never let it get me down though.
Because I know I will always have more chromosomes than him!
What makes you special?
My extra chromosome.
Having a child with down syndrome really is the best deal.
You buy 46 chromosomes, and get one free.
Did a T Rex have two copies of each chromosome?
I reckon it was a diploidocus
I drive a delivery truck for a boss with an extra chromosome.
It has its UPS and downs.
Roses are red, violets are blue
I have a chromosome,
And you have two.
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I just read a Snapple fact that said potatoes contain more chromosomes than humans.
That's r**....
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My twin brother is a r**... thief.
He stole my chromosome.
Don't let a Chromosome get you down
One of my personal favorites.
When going out invite your friends with extra chromosomes.
....theyll always be down
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Genetic link to male ageing and stress found
in the x**... s**... chromosome.
Hopefully it translates well enough into english.
So special
You're so special, I reckon you deserve that extra chromosome.
What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?
A canine with two X chromosomes.
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I saw a bumper sticker today.....
I saw a bumper sticker today that said, "My child has more chromosomes than yours (:"
.....what a r**... sense of humor
Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y...
It'll be called "The Extra Chromosome"
If girls have two X chromosomes...
Do pornstars have 3 X chromosomes?
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Companies should use chromosomes in advertising
Because s**... cells.
I don't always date people with...
I don't always date people with chromosomes...
But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
What's the chromosomal abnormality that leads to glaucoma?
t(17;38)
What did the kid with Down syndrome get on his birthday?
An extra chromosome.
Doctor, I think I have an extra chromosome 21...
I'm always feeling down
Real facts: #744
Potatoes have more chromosomes than humans.
What do you call a smart chromosome?
A gene-ius
A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow some chromosomes.
I said:
"No! They're mine! MY chromosomes! I'm lucky to have all 62!"
I have an x chromosome
But I'm not going to tell you y
I like my friends like my chromosomes
Not enough.
Why did the full chromosome human go to war
He was diploid
I accidently lost some chromosomes today
Now I'm feeling rather down
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They call me the 47th chromosome
Because when I turn up to a party, everyone gets r**....
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Don't know why the sub is called 2 X chromosomes
It's full of women not chromosomes
On average, Sarah Palin's children have 46.2 chromosomes.
That one's just a fact.
My newborn nephew entered the world with the innate ability to dance. They ran tests and found that he got the ability by being born with an extra chromosome. The doctors are calling it...
"Get down syndrome"
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Some say that there's no benefit in having a Y chromosome...
Actually, it makes a vas deferens.
My friends and I have a dating life just like my Chromosomes.
All my friends have partners, while I am just an extra in the group.
How do you determine a chromosome's gender?
You take off its genes.
Why are female chromosomes larger than male chromosomes?
Because they're 2X
What did the kid with the extra chromosome say when the other kids asked him to play?
I'm down.
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What do you call a cow with an extra chromosome?
r**...
What do you call someone who has a chromosome in their endoplasmic reticulum?
I deactivated one of my wife's X chromosomes.
It made her Xic.
why oh why oh why
is the structure of my chromosomes
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Yo Mama's so generous...
...she gave you an extra helping of chromosomes.
^^^OriginalJoke
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If people with down syndrome got an extra 21 chromosome..
Then, why isn't it called up syndrome?
A question of chromosomes, don't ask him Y
A prince out for a ride in his carriage caught sight of a man who looked very much like him. He called the man over and asked him curiously,
Tell me, was your mother ever in the service at the palace?
Holding himself very straight, the commoner replied,
No, your majesty. But my father was.
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What do you call it when someone likes to dance but has an extra chromosome?
Get down syndrome.
- Anybody want this extra chromosome?
+ Yes, I'm up for it.
- You do realize what it means for you?
+ Yes, I'm Down with it.
What is great to have one of, but awful to have two?
An X chromosome
They say that most miscarriages are caused by mismatched chromosomes
But that's really a misconception
If you were a gun...
You would be an AK47 chromosomes
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I use this down syndrome kid to keep the birds away from my crops.
I call him my scare-chromosome
What do you give someone who is high?
An extra chromosome