Chrome Jokes
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Funniest Chrome Short Jokes
Short chrome jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The chrome humour may include short browser jokes also.
- I'm going to open my own bar and call it "Chrome" It will keep your tab open until you have no memory
- Your mind is like Chrome 13 open tabs, 3 frozen. And you don't know where the music is coming from
- Chrome and Microsoft edge were having an argument when suddenly... Microsoft edge stopped responding
- Instagram and Chrome are going shopping Instagram: Aren't you going to buy anything?
Chrome: Nah, I'm a browser. - What's the difference between chrome and chromium? Chrome will heat my laptop to 1907 °C and still remain frozen.
- How come everyone's forgotten about internet explorer? Because chrome takes up your memory.
- Did you hear that Google has tied every single one of their programs to their browser? I guess you could say that *all codes lead to Chrome*.
- really old joke based off a video game from the 90's What are the three certainties in life? ( Thank you for spellcheck on google chrome ) 1. death 2. taxes. 3. you'll hear this joke sooner or later
- Why is Google Chrome like a submarine? They tend to get a little slow if you open too many windows.
- Internet explorer is the best web browser For when you need to download Chrome and Firefox.
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Chrome One Liners
Which chrome one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with chrome? I can suggest the ones about chemistry and desktop.
- What is the most commonly searched term on Internet Explorer? Google Chrome.
- Microsoft Edge is a big improvement over IE... It downloads Chrome twice as fast!
- Programming takes time. Just remember... Chrome wasn't built in a day
- I finally switched from Internet Explorer to Chrome! Just kidding, happy April fools day!
- I get really angry when Google Chrome crashes. It gets me totally on Edge.
- I like to live my life in the edge. But still, some people might prefer to use Chrome.
- Girlfriends are similar to Chrome They use too much of your resources
- I exclusively use internet explorer to download Google chrome.
- I downloaded Chrome on my Samsung Smart Fridge. It became an oven.
- I just opened up Microsoft Edge... Now I can download Google Chrome in style.
- What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser? Chrome
- What is Internet Explorer's function? To install Chrome.
- why is it called the Google Chrome Helper? because it helps itself to all of your RAM
- Vaping from a chromed tailpipe is pretty exhausting.
- What is Internet Explorer used for? To download chrome :D
Google Chrome Jokes
Here is a list of funny google chrome jokes and even better google chrome puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Google fired an employee who claimed their technology was sentient. Which is sad, because he was Chrome's only friend.
- Why don't we let Google Chrome drive? Because it crashes all the time.
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- Internet Explorer, Google Chrome and Safari walk into a bar. Google Chrome asks for a stiff drink. Safari asks for a heavy drink... Internet Explorer asks for a frozen drink.
- Why did Steve Jobs die of cancer? Because he searched for a medicine in Safari and not Google Chrome.
- OC: Why wouldn't Jesus Christ have been born if Google Chrome existed 2000 years ago? Because there would've been no more RAM in the Task Manger.
- Why should we be afraid of Google? Because everything's Chrome in the future.
- True Fact The most anybody ever uses internet explorer for is to download Google chrome.
- Girl, are you Google chrome? Cuz you made me go fiery & foxy.
- I just checked out the new Windows 10 browser. I'm still on the edge to download Google Chrome.
Chrome Browser Jokes
Here is a list of funny chrome browser jokes and even better chrome browser puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The most important browsers are IE and Edge. You need them to download Chrome and Firefox.
- Internet Explorer Chrome and Firefox are popular web browsers.
Internet Explorer is the most popular web browser to install Chrome or Firefox with. - What is Nux's favorite browser? Chrome.
Chrome Firefox Jokes
Here is a list of funny chrome firefox jokes and even better chrome firefox puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Whether we prefer Yahoo, or Chrome, or Firefox, and on... Aren't we all just Internet Explorers?
- Why did the man use Internet Explorer? He needed it to download Chrome and Firefox.
- What's the most googled word in Mozilla Firefox? Chrome.
Cheerful Fun Chrome Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about chrome you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean navigator jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make chrome pranks.
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The Godfather
An old Italian man was dying, so he called his grandson to his bedside: g**..., I wan' you to lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
But grandpa, I really don't like guns... How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?
You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business. You gonna have a beautiful wife. Lotsa money. A big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.
Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.
Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!'"?
A gentleman orders a spinach omelette at a diner.
He asks his waitress if she had some hollendaise sauce to go along with his omelette, she said "I sure do, and I'll even bring it on our special chrome dishes."
He was confused a bit, but he didn't say anything. A few minutes later he got his omelette and sure enough, it was on a dish made entirely out of chrome. The man was very curious. He noticed he was the only one in the diner who had a dish like that.
He finished his omelette and when the waitress came by to leave the check he stopped her. "Excuse me Miss, but I've gotta ask you, why did you serve my omelette on a chrome dish?"
"You ordered it with hollendaise sauce right?"
"Yes"
"Well silly, everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the hollendaise."
Whats another name for google glass?
Dome Chrome.
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Incognito mode on google chrome is useless..
Everyone in the library can still see me w**...
Bad holiday joke
I love Hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything, but the lemon juice in it reeks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: dentures made of chrome. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
A man goes to the dentist for a check-up
"Uh oh" the dentist says, "looks like your denture plate is eroding a bit. Have you been eating any new foods lately?"
The man thinks for a moment and says "you know, my wife has been using a lot of hollandaise sauce lately. She's been putting it on every dish."
"Ah, that explains it" the dentist replies. "We'll have to make you a new denture plate, but this one will need to be made of chrome."
"Chrome?" The man asks in surprise. "Why chrome?"
"Well, you know what they say", replies the dentist.
"There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise"
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Wise Italian Grandfather
An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "g**..., I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's up!' "?
you should make sure chrome doesn't save your password on lab computers
i logged you out
prequel nerd
A Chrome tab is just like a traumatic event
It hangs in the background, unnecessarily taking over your memory.
Did you hear about the new Christmas restaurant downtown?
They have an eggs Benedict dish that they service on car hub caps - it's called there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise
Chrome can open a lot of tabs...
...guess you could say it has lots of *untabbed* potential.
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An old Italian man is dying and calls for his son
An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
"g**..., I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Then one-a day you gonna comea home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatda you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!'
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My electronics professor said
**Microsoft** *created* **Google** Chrome
What's the difference between a good sound tech and a great sound engineer?
Sound engineers chrome plate their own rebar.
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The day when my laptop was bored :(
The other day, my laptop asked me "Can we do something **hot,** just turn me on?!"
I replied, "Absolutely!!"
I opened **Android Studio** along with **30 chrome tabs**.
It was the **hottest thing** we ever did.
This time of year reminds me of that time I spent Christmas on the road ...
I stopped into a little diner for breakfast, and ordered the Christmas Eggs Benedict. The waitress came and delivered it on a shiny metal plate. I said, "This is fancy." She replied, "Well hon', you know there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"
