Christopher Walken Jokes

Funniest Christopher Walken Short Jokes

Short christopher walken jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The christopher walken humour may include short christopher reeve jokes also.

1. Answer: Christopher Walken Question: Whats something you'll never see at the Reeve household?
2. What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken.
   (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
3. What does Christopher Walken say to the driver that almost ran him over? Hey, I'm Walken 'ere
4. Who's faster than Christopher Walken? Christopher Runnen
   Who's slower?
   Christopher Crawlen
5. There should be a holiday episode of Man vs Wild with Christopher Walken It would be called Walken in a winter wonderland!
6. Remember the guy who played in the deer hunter, and pulp fiction. Christopher something or other. Anyway, I heard he's opening a new hospital. I think they're going to call it the Walken clinic.
7. What do you call it when Christopher Walken uses too much punctuation? "...a, Tragedy, of, the Commas!"
8. Christopher Walken is a wealthy, stylish dude I wonder if he's ever had a pair of boots custom made for him.
9. When is Christopher not running? Q: When is Christopher not running?
   A: When Christopher Walken.
10. What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear? These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Christopher Walken One Liners

Which christopher walken one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with christopher walken? I can suggest the ones about christopher nolan and chris christie.

1. Which actor drives the least? Christopher Walken
2. What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken
3. Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes? In the Walken closet.
4. Did you know Christopher Walken is a trained dancer? And Ted Danson is a trained walker…
5. Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be? Christopher Walken
6. Who is the oppostite of Cristopher Walken? Christopher Reeve
7. (bad taste) What's the opposite of Christopher Walkens? Christopher Reeves
8. What would Christopher Walken's name be if he had polio? Christopher Wheelin'
9. How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house? It has a recognizable gait
10. What's better than Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken
11. Walking was invented in 1987 when Christopher Walken tried to do the moon walk backwards
12. Why is Christopher Walken so tired? Because at night, he's always sleepwalken
13. What made Stephen Hawking cry? He saw Christopher Walken.
14. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Cristopher Walkout
15. Who is the original supermans arch enemy? Christopher walken.

Giggle-Inducing Christopher Walken Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

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