Christopher Jokes
115 christopher jokes and hilarious christopher puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christopher that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A collection of humorous jokes about Christopher Robin and his friends. From silly puns about Richard and Thicke to clever wordplays about Jaime, this article is sure to bring a smile to your face. The perfect piece of lighthearted entertainment to make your day brighter.
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Funniest Christopher Short Jokes
Short christopher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The christopher humour may include short christopher walken jokes also.
- Answer: Christopher Walken Question: Whats something you'll never see at the Reeve household?
- Three guys making a movie Christopher Nolan: I'll produce
Leonardo Dicaprio: I'll act
Matthew McConaughey: I'll write I'll write I'll write - What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken.
(Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.) - What did Christopher Robin's mother say when she got tired of cleaning up after him "Stop leaving Pooh lying around!"
- Got an email from an airline inviting me to"Discover America". I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus.
- How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day? Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.
- What does Christopher Walken say to the driver that almost ran him over? Hey, I'm Walken 'ere
- When Chris Pine was approached to star in Christopher Nolan's new war time epic.. "No thanks I've done Kirk"
- 23% of the crew aboard Christopher Columbus' ship Santa Maria were named Juan That's almost a three to Juan ratio.
- How did Christopher Marlowe keep his writing secret from the other prisoners when he went to jail? He separated the prose from the cons.
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Christopher One Liners
Which christopher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with christopher? I can suggest the ones about christopher columbus and christopher reeve.
- Which actor drives the least? Christopher Walken
- What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin? Christopher Reeve.
- How did Christopher Columbus find India? He used Apple Maps.
- What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken
- Who is the director of the first wireless movie? Christopher No-LAN
- Why was the Amish girl excommunicated? Two Mennonite
-Christopher Hitchins - Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes? In the Walken closet.
- Did you know Christopher Walken is a trained dancer? And Ted Danson is a trained walker…
- Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be? Christopher Walken
- Christopher Lloyd is joining the Star Wars universe! The ManDeLorean.
- Who is the oppostite of Cristopher Walken? Christopher Reeve
- (bad taste) What's the opposite of Christopher Walkens? Christopher Reeves
- What would Christopher Walken's name be if he had polio? Christopher Wheelin'
- If Christopher Nolan makes a sequel to Inception, He should start at the top.
- Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Christopher Walken Jokes
Here is a list of funny christopher walken jokes and even better christopher walken puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Who's faster than Christopher Walken? Christopher Runnen
Who's slower?
Christopher Crawlen - There should be a holiday episode of Man vs Wild with Christopher Walken It would be called Walken in a winter wonderland!
- Remember the guy who played in the deer hunter, and pulp fiction. Christopher something or other. Anyway, I heard he's opening a new hospital. I think they're going to call it the Walken clinic.
- How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house? It has a recognizable gait
- What do you call it when Christopher Walken uses too much punctuation? "...a, Tragedy, of, the Commas!"
- Christopher Walken is a wealthy, stylish dude I wonder if he's ever had a pair of boots custom made for him.
- What's better than Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken
- Walking was invented in 1987 when Christopher Walken tried to do the moon walk backwards
- When is Christopher not running? Q: When is Christopher not running?
A: When Christopher Walken. - What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear? These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
Christopher Nolan Jokes
Here is a list of funny christopher nolan jokes and even better christopher nolan puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Christopher Nolan always turns down the chance to smoke a blunt He prefers a BONNGGG
- Christopher Nolan and Leo Dicaprio walk into a bar and then they walk into another one
- Apparently they asked Chris Pine if he wanted to be in the new Christopher Nolan movie that's out this week ... "No done Kirk" he said.
- So, you are watching a Christopher Nolan movie? Do you even have a PhD?
- Which Hollywood director always gets problems with his internet connection? Christopher NoLAN
- Christopher Nolan was directing a scene when the chopper Batman was flying suddenly burst into flames. Nolan yelled, "CHRISTIAN, BAIL!!"
- My friend asked me about my thoughts on Christopher Nolan Oh you mean the guy that wrote Mind Fuckery Dreams? And then More Space less Mindfuck but Make You Cry?
- Why does Christopher Nolan not play multiplayer games? Because he has no LAN.
- Christopher has an Internet connection but cannot surf the Web. Because he's Christopher Nolan (NoLAN).
- What did Stanley Kowalski say to Christopher Nolan? "INTERSTELLAAAAAR!!!!"
Christopher Reeve Jokes
Here is a list of funny christopher reeve jokes and even better christopher reeve puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Difference between Christopher Reeves and O.J. Simpson OJ walked and Christopher Reeves got the electric chair
- What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Alive
- Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord? Back rent.
- What was everyone's favorite vegetable in the 80s? Christopher Reeve
- Christopher Reeve's life took a huge turn he really fell off his high horse.
- What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band? The Talking Heads
- Christopher Reeves tried to run away from death , but saved his energy to fly .
- I really liked Christopher Reeve... He was a stand up guy.
- Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate? Because his arguments *couldn't stand* against scrutiny.
- I have a dollar bill pressed between my chin and my chest.....who am i? Christopher Reeve at a s**... club.
Christopher Columbus Jokes
Here is a list of funny christopher columbus jokes and even better christopher columbus puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- You were a great man, Christopher Columbus ... ... to think you had the foresight of giving me work off 5 centuries later.
- Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro? They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
- Christopher Columbus is like... ...the person who comments First on a post even though they are not the first.
- Did Christopher Columbus intend to find America? No, it was occidental.
- What do you call Christopher Columbus stuck in a door? Dora the explorer
- Where did Christopher Columbus first land? in his mother.
- How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America? By occident
- Call me Christopher Columbus, Because I'm coming to get India.
- Christopher Columbus essentially commented "FIRST!" on a video with 50,000,000 views.
Christopher Robin Jokes
Here is a list of funny christopher robin jokes and even better christopher robin puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says Pooh, you haven't touched any food yet. What gives? Pooh: I'm stuffed
- Mickey Mouse's wife and Christopher Robin's friend made a gameshow together where contestants do 60 second challenges. They called it... Minnie to Winnie.
- Sad news! Eeyore snapped and trampled Christopher Robin. Police are investigating to see what tiggered the attack.
Witty Christopher Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about christopher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean martin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make christopher pranks.
Why was Colin Baker scared of Sylvester McCoy?
Because McCoy ate Christopher Eccleston.
I'm so sorry for this. Please forgive me.
What did Christopher Wallace say when he was mistaken for Tupac?
No biggie.
LAN party
Why you cannot invite Chris to a LAN party?
Because Christopher has no LAN.
What do you call a farmer named Chris who has no land to crop?
Christopher Noland.
I guess they asked Christopher Lambert what he thought about a Highlander reboot...
...and he said "There can be only one."
Of all the names Kevin Bacon could pick for his son
the one he couldn't would be Christopher Phillip
Christopher Walken was walking down the street..
When a man stop him and said Are you Christopher Walken?
He said No I'm Christopher standing here, because you stopped me
It's much better when told in 1st person using your s**... Christopher Walken impression
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2018 Super bowl.
Both box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at St Christopher's Church, in Baldwin at 3pm. Her name is Ashley, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too.....She'll be the one in the white dress.
Christopher Plummer got an Oscar Nomination for a performance he did entirely in reshoots.
Henry Cavill's mustache was robbed.
Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?
Because he saw Christopher Robbin'.
Hold a dollar bill between your chin and your chest. Ask someone if they know who you are.
When they ask who, answer "Christopher Reeve at a t**... bar!"
Why did Brian Christopher Lawler get thrown out of the hardware store?
He kicked the bucket.
Christopher Nolan's film about the war on the Drugs to release in July 2020.
To star Michael c**... and Christian Bail
When Christopher Hitchens was on his death bed he called for a priest...
And converted him into an atheist.
My friend asked me why there were protests at the lumber mill the other day.
I told him they were protesting the Christopher the lumberous statue.
A Buddhist goes to a hotdogvender.
He asks him: "Make me one with all"
After the vender give the Buddhist his hotdog, the Buddhist gives the vender 20$. The vender puts it away and goes on with his business.
The Buddhist asks: "and my change?"
The vender replies: "change comes from within"
Credit to the late Christopher Hitchens for this awesome joke
