Christopher Columbus Jokes

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1. Got an email from an airline inviting me to"Discover America". I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus.
2. 23% of the crew aboard Christopher Columbus' ship Santa Maria were named Juan That's almost a three to Juan ratio.
3. You were a great man, Christopher Columbus ... ... to think you had the foresight of giving me work off 5 centuries later.
4. Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro? They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
5. Christopher Columbus is like... ...the person who comments First on a post even though they are not the first.

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Christopher Columbus One Liners

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1. How did Christopher Columbus find India? He used Apple Maps.
2. Did Christopher Columbus intend to find America? No, it was occidental.
3. What do you call Christopher Columbus stuck in a door? Dora the explorer
4. Where did Christopher Columbus first land? in his mother.
5. How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America? By occident
6. Christopher Columbus essentially commented "FIRST!" on a video with 50,000,000 views.
7. Call me Christopher Columbus, Because I'm coming to get India.

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