Christo Jokes
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- There was a little hamlet overseen by a man named Lord Jesús de Vampirosos. He asked his knights to call him Christo, since he was a great reformer. All the peasants were Christians.
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How did Christopher Columbus find India?
He used Apple Maps.
Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?
In the Walken closet.
What did Christopher Robin's mother say when she got tired of cleaning up after him
"Stop leaving Pooh lying around!"
Did you know Christopher Walken is a trained dancer?
And Ted Danson is a trained walker…
Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?
Christopher Walken
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Christopher Walken was walking down the street..
When a man stop him and said Are you Christopher Walken?
He said No I'm Christopher standing here, because you stopped me
It's much better when told in 1st person using your s**... Christopher Walken impression
Christopher Lloyd is joining the Star Wars universe!
The ManDeLorean.
What does Christopher Walken say to the driver that almost ran him over?
Hey, I'm Walken 'ere
How did Christopher Marlowe keep his writing secret from the other prisoners when he went to jail?
He separated the prose from the cons.
What would Christopher Walken's name be if he had polio?
Christopher Wheelin'
If Christopher Nolan makes a sequel to Inception,
He should start at the top.
Christopher Nolan always turns down the chance to smoke a blunt
He prefers a BONNGGG
Christopher Nolan and Leo Dicaprio walk into a bar
and then they walk into another one
When Christopher Hitchens was on his death bed he called for a priest...
And converted him into an atheist.
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Christopher Nolan's film about the war on the Drugs to release in July 2020.
To star Michael c**... and Christian Bail
Christopher Plummer got an Oscar Nomination for a performance he did entirely in reshoots.
Henry Cavill's mustache was robbed.
What did Christopher Wallace say when he was mistaken for Tupac?
No biggie.
Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?
Back rent.
Christopher Walken is a wealthy, stylish dude
I wonder if he's ever had a pair of boots custom made for him.
