Christmas Wine Jokes
9 christmas wine jokes and hilarious christmas wine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christmas wine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fun-Filled Christmas Wine Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
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At this time of the year....
....there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.
And that's why I'm no longer a fireman...
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*RANT TIME* Please can we stop with the flashing blue outdoor Christmas lights this year ?
Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.
I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, hide the w**..., fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the machete under the seat, all while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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Christmas time. v**... and wine.
Children indulging in serious crime. With dad on the w**... and mum's high on crack. Christmas is special when your family is black!
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
I'm sorry.
Found in a Christmas c**.... Is my sense of humour rapidly deteriorating or is this as funny as I've been finding it since Christmas Day?
What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
I don't like brussel sprouts!!!
The Anti-Christ came to our Christmas party.
He turned all the wine into water.
Hmm, wine or beer... that's the decision.
Which one do I throw at the TV while a Christmas movie's playing?
Farmer sez to the turkey...
Yes, we're having you for Christmas dinner.
No, you don't need to bring wine.
Christmas is like a one night stand.
We wine it and dine it and make it feel like it's the most important holiday ever, then the morning after we're full of regret trying to find our pants and hoping we don't have a VD.
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