Christmas Sweater Jokes
23 christmas sweater jokes and hilarious christmas sweater puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christmas sweater that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Christmas Sweater Short Jokes
Short christmas sweater jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The christmas sweater humour may include short jokes also.
- Whats the most disappointing thing for dads on Christmas? When he gets a sweater, but he was hoping for a screamer or a squirter.
- I was asked to bring an ugly sweater to a Christmas party. But my ex-wife already had plans.
- Life is like a christmas sweater I want to get rid of it but that would just make my grandma sad
- Why was Santa upset he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he wanted a screamer of a moaner.
- A boy is asking santa for a heavy sweater for christmas present so santa send him a sumo wrestler
- I'm going to make sure to get in a good workout before going to the office Christmas party. They're having an ugly sweater contest.
- What did 50cent say when Eminem made him a sweater for Christmas? ju ju ju ju ju ju G-Unit?
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Christmas Sweater One Liners
Which christmas sweater one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with christmas sweater? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What are the best Christmas sweaters made of? Fleece Navidad.
- Last christmas Santa got me a sweater. This year I've asked for a screamer instead.
- I got a sweater for Christmas. I squirter would've made me happier.
- For Christmas last year I got a sweater. This year I'd prefer a moaner or a squirter.
- What do you call an American white guy in a Christmas sweater? A Christmas c**...
Christmas Sweater Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about christmas sweater you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make christmas sweater pranks.
Christmas Break
There are 2 boys. Timmy and Bill. They just got back from Christmas break. The first boy, Timmy, says to Bill, I had the best Christmas ever! I got a new bike, new shoes, and an Xbox with all my favorite games on it. What'd you get Bill? He says, I only got a sweater. The first boy asks, Why? Bill answers, Its because I don't have cancer, Timothy.
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Why do dads hate christmas?
They get a sweater. But they really wanted a moaner or a screamer..
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I got a sweater for Christmas...
...but what I really wanted was a moaner or a screamer.
From: j**... "The King" Lawler"
Moms be like...
A man received two sweaters for Christmas from his mother.
The next time he visited her, he made sure to wear one of the two sweaters.
As he entered her home, instead of the expected smile...
she said,
"What's the matter? You didn't like the other one?"
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A boy opens up his presents under the Christmas tree
With disappointment he exclaims, "Santa s**... he didn't get me the Xbox I wanted instead he got me a s**... sweater."
Father:"Now, now son, you should feel lucky to have that sweater. There are kids around the world who need that sweater more than they need than the Xbox I accidentally sent out."
Timmy and Billy compare Christmas presents...
Two 9 year old boys, Timmy and Billy, met after Christmas. Billy asked, "How was your Christmas, Timmy? Did you get any nice presents?"
Timmy's eyes opened wide. "It was amazing!" he said. "I got an Xbox One with all of the games, PLUS a Playstation, a brand new remote control car, a helicopter, an iPad, an iPhone 6, a drone camera, and all the Transformers toys, and a whole bunch of candy and chocolates, a big cake, and a new bike! I got everything I asked for and more."
"Oh my God!" Billy said. "That's so cool. You're so lucky. I didn't get much. I got a new sweater and some puzzles."
"That's too bad," Timmy said. "How come that's all you got?"
Billy looked at his feet. "Because *I* don't have cancer."