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Christmas Story Jokes

10 christmas story jokes and hilarious christmas story puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christmas story that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Silly Christmas Story Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What is a good christmas story joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Have you ever heard the story of how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree?

Once upon a time, three days before Christmas many years ago, Santa was sitting in his office. He was under a horrible amount of stress; the elves had just announced that they were forming a labour union, half the reindeer had hoof and mouth disease, and Mrs. Claus hadn't touched his candy cane in months. There he was, fuming with rage, when in walks The Angel, cheerful and bubbly as ever, and asks with a big smile,
"where should I put the Christmas tree, Santa?"

Cultural Diversity--True Story

When I was six I learned about Hanukkah in school. My teacher told me, "Christians celebrate Christmas, and Jews celebrate Hanukkah."
That night I was waiting in line at Hometown Buffet with my family and asked Mom why the restaurant would be closed for Christmas.
"It's so that the people who work here can spend Christmas with their families." She said.
In a loud, excited voice I piped up, "BUT COULDN'T THEY GET SOME JEWS TO WORK HERE?"
We never went back.

My wife is leaving me because my stories never make any sense...

And that's how I saved Christmas...

My mom had the family watch the boy in the striped pajamas a few years ago.....

She thought it was a christmas story.
I wish this was fictitious.

Remember that scene from A Christmas Story where the people at the Chinese restaurant were singing "Fa ra ra ra raaa..."?

They were really filled with that no-L spirit.

My friend had one of those novelty leg lamps from the Christmas Story movie, but he lost it recently...

Now he's a lamputee

I remember last Christmas we were sharing stories from the previous years. My sister had skipped the past and went right for the present. The whole family noticed the mistake.

It was intense.

My sinus infection is really getting into the Christmas Spirit.

It's all coming out green and red. True story.

Original Tree Pun =D

There was a tree in the backyard of the house I used to live in called a Chinaberry tree. Chinaberry trees are known for their bright yellow berries and their intoxicating effects on birds (true story), so every now and then we'd go outside and find a bird that looked like my uncle at every Christmas party, ever. I heard that some guy wrote a book about them, I think it was... Tequilla Mockingbird.

An orphan had a rough year...

He had been adopted three times. The first family had a dog that the boy loved, but the father beat the dog daily. The boy reported the family, and he returned to the foster home. The second family had a loving mother that took care of the boy, but the father beat his wife daily. The boy reported the father, and the mother was forced to return the boy to the foster home. The third family seemed very nice at first, but when the father got drunk, he beat the boy. Yet again, the boy reported the father, and returned to the foster home. At this point, the boy was feeling like he would never find a home he could stay in. But a local judge, hearing his story, wanted to give the boy a Christmas present. He visited the boy, and asked what he wanted for Christmas. The boy said, "I want to be adopted by the Houston Texans." Confused, the judge asks the boy why he would want to be adopted by a sports team. The boy smiles and yells, "Cause they don't beat anybody."
[Insert the listener's favorite sports team for bonus laughs]

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