Christmas Song Jokes

68 christmas song jokes and hilarious christmas song puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christmas song that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Quick Jump To

Funniest Christmas Song Short Jokes

Short christmas song jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The christmas song humour may include short christmas music jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music? One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
  2. Around this time of the year, I start carrying around a stone with me to throw at people who are singing Christmas songs already. It's my jingle bell rock.
  3. Prisoner's Christmas Song *You better watch out*
    *You better not cry*
    *You better not pout*
    *I'm going in dry*
  4. I wish I was Jesus so instead of listening to the same Christmas songs every day if the office, I could be dead.
  5. So last year I started a tradition, I carry a pebble and throw it at anyone who sings Christmas songs before December.... I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
  6. My wife asked me to get out of the house because I can't stop singing Christmas songs. I said, But Baby, it's cold outside.
  7. My wife says she is going to kick me out if I keep singing anymore Christmas songs.. ..I said, 'but baby, it's cold outside'
  8. What Christmas song is banned from playing at mental hospitals? 🎤Do you hear what I hear? 🎤
  9. What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song? I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas
  10. What's the difference between a beer and a Christmas song? It takes more than one beer for me to feel sick.

Share These Christmas Song Jokes With Friends

Christmas Song One Liners

Which christmas song one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with christmas song? I can suggest the ones about christmas carol and singing christmas.

  1. What Christmas song do they play at the mental hospital? Do you see what I see?
  2. Why does Joe Exotic avoid singing Christmas songs? He hates carols.
  3. You know what's the favourite holiday song in Wales? All I Want For Christmas is Ewe
  4. What is a cop's favorite Christmas song? Police Navidad
  5. Want to know Quasimodo's favorite Christmas song? Jingle bells!
  6. What Christmas song do psychologists sing the most? Do you hear what I hear?
  7. What is a dog's favorite Christmas song? Fleas Navidad
  8. What's the 1972 Dolphins favorite Christmas song? The First No 'L'.
  9. What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
  10. It's hard to sing Christmas music Some of the songs have no el
  11. What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs? Michael googlé.
  12. What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas? Sigh-lent night
  13. What's a Scotsman's favorite Christmas song? All I want for Christmas is ewe.
  14. What's Walter White's favourite christmas song? Blue Christmas
  15. Who is the greatest singer of Christmas songs? A-wreathe-a Franklin

Howlingly Hilarious Christmas Song Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about christmas song you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean musical christmas jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make christmas song pranks.

What's a turkey's favorite song? "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"

At this time of the year....

....there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.
And that's why I'm no longer a fireman...

A cannibal's favorite christmas song

''All I want for christmas'' (is you)

Christmas in July

A guy wants to get a really unique gift for his new wife for their fist Christmas together so he walks into a pet store with a sign advetising an amazing singing parrot. He goes to the counter to explain his situation and inquires about the bird. The shop keeper explains the bird would be perfect and takes the man over to show him what the bird can do.
The shop keeper explains that the bird's name is Chet and that he works on cues then produces a book of matches from his pocket. Lighting one he holds it below the parrots right foot and immediately Chet begins to sing "Silent Night" so beuatiful it rivals Perry Como. The keeper then moves the match to the left foot and Chet begans singing "White Christmas" even more beautifully than the first song.
The man exclaims "Thats amazing, does he know any other songs?"
Oh yes, replies the shop keeper as he moves the match to between the birds legs..."Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire"

What's the k**...'s favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

Question about a song:

Who is Phyllis Navi Daad and why are wishing her a Merry Christmas?

Chris Rock and Drake Bell should make a Christmas special together, about making a song for a product...

...and call it "Jingle Bell Rock."

You know my favourite christmas song? Its the one about the electronic instruction booklet.

Oh come oh come e-manual...

Christmas song for people with synesthesia:

do you see what I heeeaarrr

I was listening to "Club Tropicana" today...

... And it dawned on me. It's been ages since a heard a Wham! song. Come to think of it, it must have been Last Christmas.

If you lived at Walmart, what would your favorite Christmas song be?

Aisle be Home For Christmas

What is h**...'s least favourite Christmas song?

All I Want From Christmas Is Jew

How come there are like a thousand songs about Christmas but only one song about the boys being back in town?

This is not original

What's a k**... member's favourite Christmas song?

White Christmas

What is Slantas favorite Christmas song?


Christmas in the Library

What is the librarians favorite Christmas song?
Silent Night

My favourite Christmas song is teenage dirtbag by wheatus.

Her name is Noel.


The media is reporting that the Xmas song, 'All I Want For Christmas is my Two Front Teeth' as being offensive to r**...

Given the controversy that is currently going on with Christmas songs, Michael Buble probably chose the right year to retire.

I'm still gonna miss him though

Hippo cruelty

I don't know what to say, the song "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas..." makes me wanna cry hippo cruelty, why only the poor hippo, why? why?

What is United Kingdom's top song for December 2018?

"All I want for Christmas is EU"

I'm going to be a DJ at a retirement home this weekend.

With an average age of 81 years old, will the song "Last Christmas" be inappropriate?

I keep hearing high pitched Christmas songs in my ear.

My Doctor thinks it might be tinseltus.

What's a mathematician's favorite Christmas song?

Angles we have heard in high, sweetly singing o'er the plane.

In church tonight ....

My sister said she didn't need a hymnal because she knew the lyrics to every Christmas song.
I told my brother, "Don't mind her, she's just a big noel-it-all."

Guys what's the name of that Spanish christmas song

It goes like The least knobby dot, the least knobby dot...

What is the Coronavirus' favourite Christmas song?

Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer

Chris Rea's two biggest hits in the UK are 'Driving home for Christmas' and 'Road to h**...'

Which if you have a family like mine, both songs describe the journey.

jokes about christmas song