Christmas Reindeer Jokes

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Funniest Christmas Reindeer Short Jokes

Short christmas reindeer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The christmas reindeer humour may include short santa reindeer jokes also.

  1. How to get out of buying your kids Christmas presents Explain to them that due to Global Warming that the North Pole melted and that Santa and the reindeer drowned.
  2. What do the lady reindeer do while the men are out with Santa on Christmas Eve? They all head down to the Elks club and blow a few bucks.
  3. Why are Santa's reindeer allowed to spend Christmas together? Because they have herd immunity.
  4. What did the female reindeers do when their boyfriends were off of Santa delivering presents on Christmas Eve? They went to the nearest pub and blew a few bucks.
  5. Just in time for Christmas. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Teaching people that it is okay to make people outcasts for being different until that difference benefits someone since 1939.
  6. Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January? Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
  7. Santa was late delivering presents on Christmas because his reindeer needed so many coffee breaks They were all star bucks
  8. What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? They go into town and blow a few bucks.
  9. What do the Reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
  10. Red-nosed Rudolph was hit by a 747 and a flock of seagulls on Christmas Eve during a gift delivery over Barcelona The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane
    (Courtesy of Colin Mochrie)

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Christmas Reindeer One Liners

Which christmas reindeer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with christmas reindeer? I can suggest the ones about reindeer and nosed reindeer.

  1. What do the reindeer wives do on Christmas Eve? Go down town and blow a few bucks.
  2. What do reindeer do after Christmas? Go to the Elks Club and blow a few bucks.
  3. Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph
  4. What is the Coronavirus' favourite Christmas song? Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer

Giggle-Inducing Christmas Reindeer Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about christmas reindeer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean christmas elf jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make christmas reindeer pranks.

Have you ever heard the story of how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree?

Once upon a time, three days before Christmas many years ago, Santa was sitting in his office. He was under a horrible amount of stress; the elves had just announced that they were forming a labour union, half the reindeer had hoof and mouth disease, and Mrs. Claus hadn't touched his candy cane in months. There he was, fuming with rage, when in walks The Angel, cheerful and bubbly as ever, and asks with a big smile,
"where should I put the Christmas tree, Santa?"

My collection has been ruined ... happens every Christmas.

I collect them in the basement (the Man Cave, of course). But she routinely trades my Muntjac deer (not easy to find in the US, mind you) and Chinese deer and replaces them with garden-variety reindeer every Christmas. I've asked her and asked her.
I am tired of her common deering my Man Cave.

Santa and his reindeer c**... and land in the mountains, they are starting to starve and decide they have to resort to cannibalism.

Who do they eat first?
Answer: Donner!

What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.

A reindeer.
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.

What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you.

.. to get hit by a reindeer."

Santa is stressed...

Many years ago on Christmas Eve, Santa Claus is preparing for his big day tomorrow but nothing is goin well. Half the reindeer are sick, the elves are behind on their work and Mrs Claus' mother-in-law just arrived for the week.
But then an angel appeared at Santa's door with a Christmas tree just for him.
Santa answered the door to find the angel in front of him. Smiling the angel said to Santa
"I found this tree to brighten up your Christmas, now where would you like me to put it?"
And that is how to tradition of the angel at the top of the tree started.

How did the angel get on top of the christmas tree?

So one year, Santa was having a bad time of it. The reindeer were threatening a strike, the elves had to recall 30% of their toys due to manufacturing defects, all in all, just a frustrating time.
So Santa stood up and made a very LOUD announcement.
"I am going to my study. I'm taking my boots off, having a cup of hot cider, and am going to read a good book. I want. to. finish. my. book."
About 5 minutes later, he hears a knock on the the door to his study. In a fury, he slams down his book, stomps over to the door, flings it open, and says "And just what do YOU want?"
An angel is standing there with a pine tree. "Where would you like me to put the christmas tree?"

Christmas Angel

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of r**.... When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful Christmas tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.