Christmas Party Jokes

45 christmas party jokes and hilarious christmas party puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christmas party that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Christmas Party Short Jokes

Short christmas party jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The christmas party humour may include short holiday party jokes also.

  1. My favorite Christmas joke: Why do Mexicans have tamale making parties on Christmas Eve? So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning.
  2. Years later, Kevin McCallister murdered his older brother at a family Christmas party. It was a total buzzkill.
  3. I was asked to bring an ugly sweater to a Christmas party. But my ex-wife already had plans.
  4. What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party? A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
  5. Why did the lawyer have to dress as Santa on his company's christmas party? Because he didn't read the Santa Clause.
  6. I'm going to make sure to get in a good workout before going to the office Christmas party. They're having an ugly sweater contest.
  7. CHRISTMAS BONUS Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?
    Secretary: My lawyer.
  8. Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? Because he'd alienated all of his friends and family by repeatedly asking them to touch his bones.
  9. My friends dies the other night on the way home from the company Christmas party. They died doing what they loved Getting drunk and driving really fast.
  10. You should've seen their faces when I showed up as Donald Duck at the office Christmas party. Yeah I had no pants, no self control and I came with three kids that weren't mine.

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Christmas Party One Liners

Which christmas party one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with christmas party? I can suggest the ones about birthday party and christmas holiday.

  1. How did the Grinch get home from the Christmas party? He took a Who-ber.
  2. A guy wore a Hanukkah shirt to a Christmas party... He was in the Menorah Tee.
  3. Why was the ghost not invited to the Christmas party?! Because he had no presence!
  4. The Anti-Christ came to our Christmas party. He turned all the wine into water.
  5. What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party? Humburgers!
  6. What's everyone's favorite game at the Mar-a-lago Christmas party? NAHTZEE!!!
  7. Everybody was feeling Merry at the Christmas Party... ...Mary got upset and went home.
  8. How do you tell if your Christmas party is basic or not? With a Lit-mas test
  9. A t**... walks into a Christmas party Just kidding.
    He drove.
  10. I met an Egyptian girl at a Christmas party last night. I kissed her under the c**....

Office Christmas Party Jokes

Here is a list of funny office christmas party jokes and even better office christmas party puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.

Cheerful Christmas Party Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about christmas party you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kids party jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make christmas party pranks.

My government is spreading obviously false covid-19 info about x-mas parties

Here in Sweden the government lies and says that we can have Christmas gatherings of up to 8 people without any problems. Such obvious bull! Who knows 8 people without any problems?

We did our company Christmas party online this year and my coworkers were surprised at my incredibly detailed tattoo. They refused to believe me when I told them it was done in Madrid, before the pandemic...

Nobody expected the Spanish ink precision...

What's the difference between mistletoe and c**...?

No joke here. I'm asking early. Just tired of getting thrown out of Christmas parties.

a guy walks into a bar for a Halloween party...

and is surprised to see the bar decorated for Christmas. "What's with the Christmas decorations?" the guy asks the bartender. "I thought this was supposed to be a spooky Halloween party." "Oh, these decorations are very scary for a lot of people," the bartender replies. "We're gonna terrify people who are claustrophobic."

We brought a lindsay lohan edition of p**... to the Christmas party..

It'll be a good stocking stuffer for the boys.

NASA have decided that the Astronauts are going to have a party in space this christmas, the food is going to be wonderful but:

No atmosphere..

Can anyone pretend to be my gay lover at my family Christmas party?

My real ones are all busy this year.

Original Tree Pun =D

There was a tree in the backyard of the house I used to live in called a Chinaberry tree. Chinaberry trees are known for their bright yellow berries and their intoxicating effects on birds (true story), so every now and then we'd go outside and find a bird that looked like my uncle at every Christmas party, ever. I heard that some guy wrote a book about them, I think it was... Tequilla Mockingbird.

Yesterday, I went to a Christmas Party

I had a few beers, followed by a few cocktails, followed by a few shots...
I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do what I have never done before: I took a cab home.
Sure enough, there was a police road block on the way home, and since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it from, and now that it is in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.

My friend wouldn't come to my Christmas party

and when I asked him why he said he was CLAUStrophobic

Did you hear about the Christmas party at the brothel?

It was really popular- everybody came!

my crush is like a christmas present on the christmas party

always unboxed by someone else

Heard this one over Christmas, I can only apologise.

Back in the pre-glasnost days a Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.
"I think it's raining", he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied.
"No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about
whether it was raining or snowing.
Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking toward them.
"Let's not fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph
whether it's officially raining or snowing.
As the official approached, the man said "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course", he replied,and walked on.
But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!", to which the man
quietly replied,
"Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear."

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