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Christmas Ornaments Jokes

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Christmas Ornaments Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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What's colored and looks good hanging from a tree...

Christmas ornaments.

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks.

One almost caught our christmas decoration on fire.

Why was the Christmas tree sent to the psych ward?

Because it was suffering from ornamental health issues.

What do you call a Bruce Springsteen ornament on a christmas tree?

Spruce springsteen

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Three blondes go into the woods to find the perfect Christmas Tree

After hours of searching one says:

"Maybe we should just take one of these without the ornaments!?"

Why did the Christmas tree wear underwear?

He wanted to cover his ornaments
My 6 yo cousin came up with it. Anyone heard it before?

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Why are black people and Christmas ornaments alike?

They both look best hanging from a tree.

Emo kids are like Christmas ornaments

You'll find both hanging from a tree.

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