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Christmas Music Jokes

21 christmas music jokes and hilarious christmas music puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christmas music that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Christmas Music Short Jokes

Short christmas music jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The christmas music humour may include short christmas song jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music? One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
  2. I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October. I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
  3. How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas?
    Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
  4. Did you hear about the heavy metal band that also makes Christmas music? They're called sleigh-er
  5. What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
  6. How did I know I was going to fail my test? Christmas music played when bubbled in the answer.
  7. This year is going by quickly Oh wait, that's just the idiots playing p**... Christmas music.
  8. My dog got a s**... change and joined a successful band that plays Christmas music He's now my Trans-Siberian Husky

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Christmas Music One Liners

Which christmas music one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with christmas music? I can suggest the ones about musical christmas and christmas decorating.

  1. What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop? WRAP MUSIC!
  2. What is a Christmas gift’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
  3. I don't want to hear any more classical Christmas music I seriously can't handel it.
  4. It's hard to sing Christmas music Some of the songs have no el
  5. Only 5 more days til Christmas... ...music stops!
  6. I got my music career started with a Christmas album Now I only write jingles
  7. I'm sick of Christmas music. You could even say it blows.

Cheerful Fun Christmas Music Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about christmas music you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean christmas decorations jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make christmas music pranks.