Christmas List Jokes
16 christmas list jokes and hilarious christmas list puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christmas list that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Christmas List Short Jokes
Short christmas list jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The christmas list humour may include short christmas present jokes also.
- I am faced with a Christmas dilemma If I tell Santa what I want for Christmas, then I'll definitely be on the naughty list.
- Dad! You can strike out the mountain bike on my wish list for christmas! Just found a brand new one in the basement!!!
- Why was Mrs. Claus on the naughty list this year? She opened Santa's package before Christmas.
- When I was young and was getting in trouble, I remember leading up to Christmas trying think of clever excuses to get off the naughty list. I guess you could say I was looking for the Santa *Clause*.
- What I want for Christmas! All I want for Christmas is Santas' list. So I know who all the naughty women are.
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Christmas List One Liners
Which christmas list one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with christmas list? I can suggest the ones about shopping list and christmas books.
- Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!
- Who do dyslexic kids address their Christmas list to? Satan.
- Why don't Jews celebrate Christmas? They don't want to be on anymore lists.
- According to my kids' Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.
- You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Christmas List Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about christmas list you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean christmas family jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make christmas list pranks.
My son's dyslexic, and every year at Christmas, he gets all excited and writes his little list of all the presents he wants, and then he goes and sends it off to Satan.
Well, actually I send it off to Satan because he can't spell.
This past Christmas I told my wife that all I wanted for Christmas was an Xbox.
That's it. Beginning and end of the list; Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of our wedding. That was fine, because I got her an Xbox.