Christmas In July Jokes
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Mom, why am I getting christmas gifts in July?
Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy.
This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks.
One almost caught our christmas decoration on fire.
In an attempt to boost morale, my office threw a 'Christmas in July' event today. I got to talking to my coworker from Beijing and asked him, "Why don't Chinese kids believe in Santa Claus?" He confided in me...
"Because they make the toys."
On a blind date, the girl told me, Tell me a little bit about yourself.
Me: I'm terrible with dates.
Her: Don't worry. You're doing fine so far.
Me: Christmas is on July 4th.
What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?
Christmas in July
I'm going to give my neighbors calendars for Christmas.
They obviously don't know when 4th of July is because I hear fireworks everywhere.
He says to his wife: "Sleeping with you is like Christmas, Birthday and the 4th of July in a single moment."
To which she replies: "Well, each of those dates is just once per year too."
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