Christmas Ham Jokes
6 christmas ham jokes and hilarious christmas ham puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christmas ham that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Christmas Ham Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good christmas ham joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My kids want a puppy for Christmas
I mean, I normally do a ham, but they seem pretty adamant so we will see how it goes!
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How does a s**... bake his Christmas ham?
420°, glaze it.
A dog is running awa
A dog is running away from a farm.
The pig asks him why?
The dog replies, "this family doesn't want me man, I'm out"
The pig says what do you mean, the humans always pet you, they take you in walks, you have free reign over the farm. To which the dog replies, "not even pig, all I get for food are left overs, you get corn, and fruits, look how fat you are. I even overheard Papa say he was going to make you Ham for Christmas!!"
I like my women like I like my Christmas Ham...
...bone in.
I once saw the guy from fleetwood Mac pre-ordering his Christmas dinner
It was Lindsey booking ham
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Miss Piggy was arrested for smoking w**....
When the cops asked her what she was thinking she replied, "Kermit said he wanted baked ham for Christmas."
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