Christmas Greeting Jokes
7 christmas greeting jokes and hilarious christmas greeting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christmas greeting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Christmas Greeting Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good christmas greeting joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The usher in church greets one of their members...
and says "Welcome! You need to join the army of the Lord!"
The member says,"I am in the Lord's army".
The usher asked,"Then why do I only see you on Christmas and Easter?"
The member leaned over and whispered,"I'm in the Secret Service."
Jeff Bezos' Advice
An Amazon employee greets Bezos shortly after his successful spaceflight and gives him a hearty congratulations. Jeff responds, "Well, if you work hard, set yourself goals and work with determination, I should be able to squeeze in 2 more flights before Christmas."
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Merry Christmas and Happy h**... idays to friends and oved ones c ose and far. B essings to you and yours this Yu e season.
This is my no-L greeting!
What did the artificial Pokemon say after being greeted, "Merry Christmas"?
Mewtwo.
I found out Mike Tyson is Scientologist today...
I wished him a Merry Christmas ...and he replied "Thetans Greetings"
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Three men die in a car c**... on Christmas Eve...
When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter is there to greet them.
"Welcome to Heaven!" exclaimed St. Peter, "Since this is Christmas time there is a special rule for getting in - you must have an ordinary object with you that you can interpret to represent Christmas."
The first man thinks for a second, and pulls out his keys, shaking them in front of St. Peter. "They're jingle bells!"
St. Peter lets the man in.
The second man digs through his pockets, finally producing a lighter, flicking in on for St. Peter. "It's a candle!"
St. Peter lets the man in.
The third man had been watching nervously as his friends were let in. He stood there, panicking, not being able to come up with anything. Eventually he excitedly pulls a pair of p**... out of his pocket, waving them in front of St. Peter.
"I'm afraid I don't understand the connection." said St. Peter.
"They're Carol's" exclaims the man.
3 men die and go to heaven
At the Pearly Gates they're greeted by Saint Peter
Saint Peter: I will let you into heaven if you can show me a spirit of Christmas
The first man pulls out a leaf from his pocket and says "this represents the Christmas tree"
He is allowed into heaven
The second man pulls out his keys "these represent bells"
He is allowed into heaven
The third man pulls out a pair of women's underwear
Saint Peter: good lord what do those represent?!
The third man says "oh well these, these are Carols"
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