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Christmas Food Jokes

9 christmas food jokes and hilarious christmas food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christmas food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Cheerful Fun Christmas Food Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What is a good christmas food joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Despite the pandemic, my family decided to get together for a big dinner this Christmas

The food was bad though, didn't taste like anything

A town decided to form a clergy group to have Catholics, Jews, Protestants and Muslims gather to talk about various issues facing their places of worship.

The Rabbi went first and said they were having a terrible issue with squirrels. He said they were hanging around outside of church and aggressively begging for food. He said they were scaring their kids. The preacher said they were having the same issue, in fact, a few of the squirrels had actually gotten inside of the church and had done some damage to the roof. The Imam agreed saying that in fact one of the squirrels had bitten a few people at the mosque. The Priest then spoke up and said they used to have the same issue but had solved it. He said they took all of their squirrels, Baptized them, confirmed them, and now they only come around on Christmas and Easter.

A dog is running awa

A dog is running away from a farm.
The pig asks him why?
The dog replies, "this family doesn't want me man, I'm out"
The pig says what do you mean, the humans always pet you, they take you in walks, you have free reign over the farm. To which the dog replies, "not even pig, all I get for food are left overs, you get corn, and fruits, look how fat you are. I even overheard Papa say he was going to make you Ham for Christmas!!"

Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"

 
Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"

A historian went to a restaurant during Christmas

Once a historian went to a resturant during Christmas and ordered foods. While bringing the foods the spanish waiter lost balance and everything fell to floor.
So the historian said in his mind, " First the fall of Turkey, then breaking-up of China, over-throw of Greece, humiliation of Spain and finally loss of America !"

Did you know that despite being a Christmas food all Gingerbread men are Jewish?

I wonder if poor kids in Africa dream of a white christmas?

Like spending time with your whole family, getting tons of Xboxes and play stations. Heaping servings of food, etc.

The amount of food I consumed last night, was of Biblical proportions.

I'm now dreaming of a wide Christmas.

NASA have decided that the Astronauts are going to have a party in space this christmas, the food is going to be wonderful but:

No atmosphere..

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about christmas food can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of christmas food puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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