Christmas Elf Jokes

16 christmas elf jokes and hilarious christmas elf puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christmas elf that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Christmas Elf Short Jokes

Short christmas elf jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The christmas elf humour may include short christmas reindeer jokes also.

  1. Why wasn't the elf allowed to use the step ladder to decorate the Christmas tree? Because of 'elf and safety restrictions.
  2. What is Father Christmas's tax status? What is Father Christmas's tax status?
  3. At Santa's workshop, there are no Christmas bonuses. Why not? Because they're all elf-employed.
  4. What do you call an Elf that sings? A wrapper!
    Merry Christmas.
    I hope you got what you wished for. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  5. Why was Santa forced to shut his grotto? He was being investigated by the Elf and Safety Executive.
    Only 341 days 'til Christmas!
  6. I never imagined saying my favorite Christmas movie would star Will Ferrell... but it looks like Elf rose over.
  7. How is Santa able to get his personal Christmas shopping done so quickly? He gets it right off the elf.
  8. Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.

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Christmas Elf One Liners

Which christmas elf one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with christmas elf? I can suggest the ones about santa christmas and mall santa.

  1. Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
  2. Why is Christmas dinner at Santa's always a buffet? Because it is elf-service
  3. Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas? Elf and safety
  4. What do you call an elf that got no toys for Christmas? Lego-less
  5. What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents? An elf driving car

Comedy Christmas Elf Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about christmas elf you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean christmas kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make christmas elf pranks.