Christmas Dog Jokes
35 christmas dog jokes and hilarious christmas dog puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christmas dog that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Christmas Dog Short Jokes
Short christmas dog jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The christmas dog humour may include short dog christmas jokes also.
- My daughter really wants a dog this Christmas I am open for new ideas but we normally eat turkey.
- "Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?" Mother : "No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year."
- My dog ate a string of Christmas lights. The vet was able to remove them.
He said the dog was delighted. - For Christmas I got my sister a dog. In hindsight, I should poked some holes in the box.
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Then again, I shouldn't have wrapped it a week early. - At this time of year, it's important to remember that a dog isn't just for Christmas You can also have it cold on boxing day.
- It's raining like cats and dogs on Christmas eve... Hope it doesn't continue till Christmas, or it's gonna rain deer.
- A Chinese kid asked his mom if he can have a dog for Christmas His mom said no.
He gets turkey and stuffing like everyone else. - Feeding the family The kids asked for dog this Christmas. Normally we serve Lamb, but this time of year is all about the kids.
- I said yes, but we usually have a turkey for Christmas. The girls said they wanted a dog this year.
- Just found an unopened Christmas present from last year. Imagine giving someone a dog skeleton!
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Christmas Dog One Liners
Which christmas dog one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with christmas dog? I can suggest the ones about christmas cat and christmas coal.
- What is a dog's favorite Christmas song? Fleas Navidad
- What do you call a dog on the beach? Sandy Claws
Merry Christmas - A nice dog crosses the road on Christmas. It gets hit by a car
- My kids wanted a dog for Christmas...
- The White House Christmas tree and Snoop Dog Two things that are gonna be lit tonight
- I feel bad jerking off on Christmas... ...but that's a s**... name to give a dog anyway.
- What happened to the dog that ate a Christmas tree? He f**... a c**....
- How do you stop a dog from biting you on Monday? Rip its teeth out.
Merry Christmas!
Comical Christmas Dog Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about christmas dog you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean christmas holiday jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make christmas dog pranks.
You better not.
I heard this on Christmas day from an elderly, retired preacher.
Two men were watching a dog lick himself. One of the guys said "Man, I sure wish I could do that!"
The other guy said, "You better not- that dog will bite you!"
A dog is running awa
A dog is running away from a farm.
The pig asks him why?
The dog replies, "this family doesn't want me man, I'm out"
The pig says what do you mean, the humans always pet you, they take you in walks, you have free reign over the farm. To which the dog replies, "not even pig, all I get for food are left overs, you get corn, and fruits, look how fat you are. I even overheard Papa say he was going to make you Ham for Christmas!!"
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My dog got a s**... change and joined a successful band that plays Christmas music
He's now my Trans-Siberian Husky
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Someone tried breaking in on Christmas's eve!
He kept calling us all h**...'s and had some funny looking dogs with him...
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My kids asked for a dog for Christmas.
We usually have turkey, but I'll try to make them happy.
Why did we have chinese food on boxing day?
The whole "dog for christmas" thing wasn't a hit
Remember the old Korean saying "Dog not just for Christmas"
"Any luck, some left over, boxing day"
"This year I had a dog for Christmas"
"That's funny, we had a turkey like every other year"
An orphan had a rough year...
He had been adopted three times. The first family had a dog that the boy loved, but the father beat the dog daily. The boy reported the family, and he returned to the foster home. The second family had a loving mother that took care of the boy, but the father beat his wife daily. The boy reported the father, and the mother was forced to return the boy to the foster home. The third family seemed very nice at first, but when the father got drunk, he beat the boy. Yet again, the boy reported the father, and returned to the foster home. At this point, the boy was feeling like he would never find a home he could stay in. But a local judge, hearing his story, wanted to give the boy a Christmas present. He visited the boy, and asked what he wanted for Christmas. The boy said, "I want to be adopted by the Houston Texans." Confused, the judge asks the boy why he would want to be adopted by a sports team. The boy smiles and yells, "Cause they don't beat anybody."
[Insert the listener's favorite sports team for bonus laughs]
