Christmas Cracker Jokes

Funniest Christmas Cracker Short Jokes

Short christmas cracker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The christmas cracker humour may include short cracker jokes also.

1. It's the year 2070. Instead of putting funny one-liners in Christmas crackers, they put them in timecapsules embedded in space-rocks and send them to other planets. The real joke is in the comets
2. Christmas c**... joke: Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because they can't afford the train!
   Sorry, but I'm eating alone this Christmas and have no one here to tell it to.
3. Christmas c**... joke A bottle of lemonade fell on a barmans head. Why wasn't he hurt? It was a soft drink.

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Christmas Cracker One Liners

Which christmas cracker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with christmas cracker? I can suggest the ones about christmas holiday and christmas stockings.

1. What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut? A Barbecue.
2. What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, he just waved.
3. What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pear.
4. What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff
5. What do you call a horse in pyjamas? A nightmare.
6. Q: Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar?
   A: He got 25 days.
7. What happened to the dog that ate a Christmas tree? He f**... a c**....
8. What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas c**...? A Pull-it-surprise!
9. What do you call an American white guy in a Christmas sweater? A Christmas c**...

Fun-Filled Christmas Cracker Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about christmas cracker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean christmas coal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make christmas cracker pranks.