Christmas Cracker Jokes
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Christmas c**... joke: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because they can't afford the train!
Sorry, but I'm eating alone this Christmas and have no one here to tell it to.
What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?
A Barbecue.
It's the year 2070. Instead of putting funny one-liners in Christmas crackers, they put them in timecapsules embedded in space-rocks and send them to other planets.
The real joke is in the comets
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Christmas c**... joke
A bottle of lemonade fell on a barmans head. Why wasn't he hurt? It was a soft drink.
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Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve
They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter heaven. On entering they must present something relating to or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a c**..., so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of stockings. Confused at this last gesture, St Peter asks, 'How do these represent Christmas?' Answer: 'They're Carol's.'
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
I'm sorry.
Found in a Christmas c**.... Is my sense of humour rapidly deteriorating or is this as funny as I've been finding it since Christmas Day?
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What happened to the dog that ate a Christmas tree?
He f**... a c**....
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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas c**...?
A Pull-it-surprise!
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pear.
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What do you call an American white guy in a Christmas sweater?
A Christmas c**...
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