Christmas Cat Jokes

Funniest Christmas Cat Short Jokes

Short christmas cat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The christmas cat humour may include short christmas dog jokes also.

1. I was going to give my family a cat for Christmas, Unfortunately it died before the 25th... I guess it makes it a future present that passed.
2. What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!
   Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. Most of them were groaners but this one actually made me laugh!
3. A mom and her daugter (christmas) Daughter: "Mom, can I get a cat or a dog at Christmas, please?
   
   Mom: "No honey, you will be getting turkey, like every Christmas!
4. It's raining like cats and dogs on Christmas eve... Hope it doesn't continue till Christmas, or it's gonna rain deer.
5. This year, every one of my kids agreed that they wanted a cat for Christmas In retrospect, I should have just gone with the Turkey, like I do every year.
6. My children want a cat for Christmas... I normally cook a turkey, but hey, whatever makes 'em happy.
7. My kids want a cat for Christmas. We usually have turkey, but hey what ever makes them happy .
8. I surprised my family today and made the Christmas dinner from scratch. They started crying.
   Scratch is a s**... name for a cat anyway...

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Christmas Cat One Liners

Which christmas cat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with christmas cat? I can suggest the ones about cat christmas and cat fur.

1. Kids said they wanted a cat for Christmas. Normally we have turkey, but ok...
2. What do you call a cat that walks through a desert on Christmas Eve? Sandy Claws
3. What do you call a cat you get for Christmas? Santa Claws
4. What do christmas and a cat in the desert have in common? Sandy Claws
5. Mom, can I have a cat for Christmas this year? No, you'll have turkey like the rest of us

Cheerful Fun Christmas Cat Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about christmas cat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kids cat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make christmas cat pranks.