Christmas Cat Jokes
15 christmas cat jokes and hilarious christmas cat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christmas cat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Christmas Cat Short Jokes
Short christmas cat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The christmas cat humour may include short christmas dog jokes also.
- I was going to give my family a cat for Christmas, Unfortunately it died before the 25th... I guess it makes it a future present that passed.
- It's raining like cats and dogs on Christmas eve... Hope it doesn't continue till Christmas, or it's gonna rain deer.
- This year, every one of my kids agreed that they wanted a cat for Christmas In retrospect, I should have just gone with the Turkey, like I do every year.
- My children want a cat for Christmas... I normally cook a turkey, but hey, whatever makes 'em happy.
- My kids want a cat for Christmas. We usually have turkey, but hey what ever makes them happy .
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Christmas Cat One Liners
Which christmas cat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with christmas cat? I can suggest the ones about cat christmas and cat fur.
- Kids said they wanted a cat for Christmas. Normally we have turkey, but ok...
- What do you call a cat that walks through a desert on Christmas Eve? Sandy Claws
- What do you call a cat you get for Christmas? Santa Claws
- Mom, can I have a cat for Christmas this year? No, you'll have turkey like the rest of us
Cheerful Fun Christmas Cat Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about christmas cat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kids cat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make christmas cat pranks.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
I surprised my family today and made the Christmas dinner from scratch.
They started crying.
Scratch is a s**... name for a cat anyway...
Bing Crosby
A long time ago, back in the autumn of 1952, when Bing Crosby was
filming the movie "White Christmas" in New Hampshire, the Mayor of
Nashua, NH thought it would be a great idea to have Bing visit their
fair town & present him with the key to the city on the steps of City
Hall. You know, a nice little photo op for the mayor's re-election &
a
way for some of the town's dignitaries to meet the Great Bing Crosby.
Now one as to remember, Bing Crosby at this time was at the peak of his singing career. He was bigger than Elvis, the Beatles, Sinatra, Lady GaGa & the Beach Boys all put together. He crossed generational lines, admired by young & old as one of the "coolest cats" in the music world.
Well, word leaked out that Bing would be in town so hundreds of
teenagers skipped school to attend the little ceremony. The
authorities were not prepared for such a large crowd, there were only a few policemen present, and things soon got out of hand. Pushing &
shoving began as the teenagers all wanted to get closer to see their hero. It soon looked like the Mayor was going to a have a riot on his hands and he was growing more frantic by the minute. All he wanted was a nice little ceremony with Bing and now he had a full fledged uprising threatening to ruin everything.
Throughout all this Bing was seated in his chair, calmly observing
what was happening. When the crowd started to push through the barricades that were set up, he had had enough. Bing got up, strolled to the microphone & said in a commanding voice, "All right, everyone cool down right now"! The rioting crowd immediately calmed down and the Mayor's little ceremony went on without a hitch & everyone went home happy.
The next day's newspaper headline read: CROSBY STILLS NASHUA YOUNG!!