Christmas Books Jokes

26 christmas books jokes and hilarious christmas books puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christmas books that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Christmas Books Short Jokes

Short christmas books jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The christmas books humour may include short children book jokes also.

  1. To all those that received a book from me for a Christmas present They're due back at the library today.
  2. I gave my Blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He told me it was the most violent book he had ever read.
  3. I bought my cousin, who is blind, a cheese grater last Christmas. He said it's the most violent book his ever read.
  4. Friends, just a reminder to those who received a book from me at Christmas... They are due back in the library this Friday.
  5. To everyone who received a book from me for Christmas. They're due back in the library this Friday, cheers.
  6. If anybody received a book from me at Christmas They'll be due back at the library in the next few days.
  7. Stevie Wonder got a cheesegrater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.
  8. A blind person gets a cheese grater as a Christmas gift from a friend. A week passes and he calls his friend and says to him : " That's one of the most violent books i've ever read".
  9. Why couldn't Mary and Joseph get a room at the inn? Well it was Christmas....they should have booked ahead
  10. What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!
    Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. Most of them were groaners but this one actually made me laugh!

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Christmas Books One Liners

Which christmas books one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with christmas books? I can suggest the ones about christmas stockings and christmas music.

  1. The wife says she wants a bigger house by Christmas. So I've bought her a diet book.
  2. I gave my mom a sad book for Christmas I told her to read it and weep

Christmas Books Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about christmas books you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean christmas ornaments jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make christmas books pranks.

Last christmas I gave my SO a book about a p**... that turns her life around and becomes an accountant.

It's "The thot that counts"

Because I try to be honest with myself, for Christmas I got my mom a book called "But, I'm Still Your Mom: How to Deal With Your Disappointing Grown Children"

Amazon says it should be here by the 29th.

Got this from a book I got for Christmas

h**... went to a fortune teller and asked her, On what day will I die? The seeress assured him that he would die on a Jewish Holiday. Why are you so sure of that? Demanded h**....
Any day you die she replied will be a Jewish holiday.

Dickens: I wrote a book about ghosts

**Publisher:** we need a christmas book
**Dickens:** *[adding, like, 4 words]* I wrote a book about christmas ghosts

Amazon is no longer a reliable marketplace for books

I ordered the book "How to scam people online" for Christmas and it still hasn't arrived.

Last night I was reading "A Christmas Carol" to my kids when I dropped the book on my foot.

It hurt like the Dickens!

My parents' Christmas gift for me.

When Christmas day arrived, I was so excited to open my gifts that I woke up before my alarm. I went down stairs and opened a thin, rectangular box. It was a book! The title read, Anti-gravity. I read that book the whole day as I couldn't put it down.

I've just ordered a book called Overcome Procrastination

I intend to read it over the Christmas holiday.

To everyone who received a book from me at Christmas...

They're due back at the library in two weeks...

I once saw the guy from fleetwood Mac pre-ordering his Christmas dinner

It was Lindsey booking ham

I couldn't afford to buy the Where's Waldo book for my kid for Christmas.

So I recorded a bunch of Trump rallies and let him try to find a black guy.

I asked my son what he wanted for Christmas. He said, "How about a book mark?"

I cried. He still doesn't know my name is Josh.