The Best 17 Christine Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Christine Jokes and Puns
One day after sex, my girl told me she used to be a Christian.
Me: "It doesn't worry me at all, babe."
Her: "Awesome! I really so much prefer being a Christine."
I used to be Christian....
Her: I used to be Christian.
Him: It's all right, I don't really care for those sorts of things.
Her; Thank god! It's so much better now that I'm Christine!
A girl and guy are laying in bed after sex
She turns to him and says,
"Babe I need to tell you something, I used to be a Christian."
He said:
"That doesn't bother me any!"
She responded:
"That's a relief, I much prefer being a Christine."
My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her.
It might seem judgemental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.
Wife: I used to be a Christian.
Husband: Well that's fine by me
Wife: Thanks, I'm much happier being a Christine now!
A guy wakes up to a woman next to him in bed
and she was already awake. She says to him "I have a confession to make, I was once a Christian"
The guy, still half-asleep says, "oh that's okay babe, I've never really been one to care."
"Oh good" she replies, "I much prefer being a Christine anyways."
"i used to be a Christian"
She said to her boyfriend, he replies "that's ok, I don't mind" relieved she says "oh that's great, I'm so much more comfortable being Christine"
After a really awesome sexperience with my girlfriend, she turned to me.
"Honey, I used to be a Christian."
I thought about this and said, "I'm not worried about it. I love you just the way you are."
"Good! I like being a Christine."
Everything was going great with me and my girlfriend until she told me she used to be a Christian. I wouldn't put up with it, so I dumped her.
Call me judgmental all you want, but I have only known her since she was Christine.
A girl and guy are laying in bed after sex
She turns to him and says,
"Babe I need to tell you something, I used to be Christian."
He said: "That doesn't bother me any!"
She responded: "That's a relief, I much prefer being Christine."
A Vietnamese American woman, Christine Nguyen, wanted to preserve her surname.
Christine Nguyen, wanted to keep her surname after marriage, so she resolved to not take on the surname of the man she married, or change her name to a double barrel name that included her family's name.
Luckily, the man she ended up marrying was also Vietnamese American too, who just happened to have the same surname: Nguyen.
It was a win-win situation.
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My wife said "I used to be Christian"...
I said "Don't worry love, I don't really care for those sorts of things"...
She replied "Thank God!" It's so much better now I'm Christine".
My opponent in fantasy football is playing Christine Michael a rb/wr
weird flex but ok.
I saw a truck for sale on DC Craigslist, it was old and ugly, made terrible noises and got laughed right out of Washington
It was a Christine Blasey Ford
Christine Ford to be appointed director of the CIA.
She can keep secrets for more than 30 years.
I need to buy a new TV set ...
I put my foot through the screen trying to watch Dr. Christine Blasey Ford during the Kavanaugh hearing.
Why did Christine Daae take Raoul to Starbucks?
He said he wanted a Little Lotte.
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