Christine Jokes
17 christine jokes and hilarious christine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Christine Short Jokes
Short christine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The christine humour may include short theist jokes also.
- I used to be Christian.... Her: I used to be Christian.
Him: It's all right, I don't really care for those sorts of things.
Her; Thank god! It's so much better now that I'm Christine! - My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her. It might seem judgemental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.
- Wife: I used to be a Christian. Husband: Well that's fine by me
Wife: Thanks, I'm much happier being a Christine now! - I saw a truck for sale on DC Craigslist, it was old and ugly, made terrible noises and got laughed right out of Washington It was a Christine Blasey Ford
- Christine Ford to be appointed director of the CIA. She can keep secrets for more than 30 years.
- My girlfriend admitted to me she was once a Christian, so I immediately broke up with her.
It may come across as judgmental, but really, I've only ever known and loved her as Christine. - I need to buy a new TV set ... I put my foot through the screen trying to watch Dr. Christine Blasey Ford during the Kavanaugh hearing.
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Christine One Liners
Which christine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with christine? I can suggest the ones about tyrannosaurus and compatible.
- "Lisa, why are you so angry with me?"
"Because I'm Christine." - My opponent in fantasy football is playing Christine Michael a rb/wr weird flex but ok.
- Why did Christine Daae take Raoul to Starbucks? He said he wanted a Little Lotte.
- Now that we're in the age of self-driving cars, they ought to give Christine a reboot.
Comical Christine Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about christine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ford jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make christine pranks.
A guy wakes up to a woman next to him in bed
and she was already awake. She says to him "I have a confession to make, I was once a Christian"
The guy, still half-asleep says, "oh that's okay babe, I've never really been one to care."
"Oh good" she replies, "I much prefer being a Christine anyways."
A Vietnamese American woman, Christine Nguyen, wanted to preserve her surname.
Christine Nguyen, wanted to keep her surname after marriage, so she resolved to not take on the surname of the man she married, or change her name to a double barrel name that included her family's name.
Luckily, the man she ended up marrying was also Vietnamese American too, who just happened to have the same surname: Nguyen.
It was a win-win situation.
