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Cultural Diversity--True Story
When I was six I learned about Hanukkah in school. My teacher told me, "Christians celebrate Christmas, and Jews celebrate Hanukkah."
That night I was waiting in line at Hometown Buffet with my family and asked Mom why the restaurant would be closed for Christmas.
"It's so that the people who work here can spend Christmas with their families." She said.
In a loud, excited voice I piped up, "BUT COULDN'T THEY GET SOME JEWS TO WORK HERE?"
We never went back.
What holiday do Christian cacti celebrate?
SuccuLent
For the longest time, i thought April fools was a christian thing. You know like it was in celebration of when Jesus died and then was like April fools gotcha guys.
I'm alive.
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
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I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
How does a Christian very conservative couple celebrate 4/20?
by wearing *four tennis*
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