Christianity Holy Jokes
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- My dad is a huge fan of Christian screamo... Whenever he's out working on his car he always singing along like "JESUS CHRIST!" "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!"
- Since Christians believe that God is The Father, The Son and The holy spirit Clearly states that Jesus Christ suffered from Tripolar Disorder.
- As a Christian I always take the holy bible into the bathroom to read And I don't stop till all Acts are done
- A Christian company decided to stop selling replicas of the Holy Lance They were really cutting into their prophet.
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- I joined a Christian dating site And got Holy Ghosted
- What do you call a Christian Mingle date who never returned your message? The Holy Ghost.
- What do you call a Christian who lost their faith? Holy Ghosted.
- I want to open a Christian tobacco store. I'm going to call it Holy Smokes.
- What's a Christian's favorite alcohol? Holy Spirit
- My christian friend just had a t**... With the Father, the Son and the Holy spirit.
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A Christian once asked me if I had found Jesus...
I said "holy s**..., you guys lost him again?"
A Muslim boy once asked his father: "why is it that Jews can't work on Saturday, Christians can't work on Sunday, but Muslims work on their holy day Friday?"
The dad looked down at his son and said, "God didn't need to force us to take a break because in His infinite wisdom He knew we'd never work that much to begin with."
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Im so smart for thinking of this
o**... says to another: Hey, did you know, there's a Middle Eastern country on the Mediterranean Sea, and it's regarded by Jews, Christians and Muslims as the biblical Holy Land!
The other guy says: I don't believe you, you're talking rubbish.
So the first guy says: No, it isreal!
An idiot moves to a very religious catholic neighborhood.
This particular idiot loved to eat chicken, so he grilled it every day. Now, on Fridays, the people of his neighborhood would get irritated that someone was eating meat when they had to abstain, so they took it up with their pastor. Their pastor then went to the idiot, and told him about the message of christ, and was able to convert him, spraying him with water saying, "you were born sick, you were raised sick, but now you are CHRISTIAN!". The idiots neighbors left him alone thinking that was that, but come Friday, and he's still grilling chicken when he should be abstaining. So they began to spy on him to see how he could justify such an act, and they saw him spritz his chicken with holy water, saying "you were born chicken, you were raised chicken, but now, you are FISH!"
idk if this is a repost, but my dad told me this joke as a kid, and I thought it was funny.