Christianity Holy Jokes
21 christianity holy jokes and hilarious christianity holy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christianity holy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Christianity Holy Short Jokes
Short christianity holy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The christianity holy humour may include short christianity bible jokes also.
- My dad is a huge fan of Christian screamo... Whenever he's out working on his car he always singing along like "JESUS CHRIST!" "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!"
- Since Christians believe that God is The Father, The Son and The holy spirit Clearly states that Jesus Christ suffered from Tripolar Disorder.
- As a Christian I always take the holy bible into the bathroom to read And I don't stop till all Acts are done
- A Christian company decided to stop selling replicas of the Holy Lance They were really cutting into their prophet.
- A Christian once asked me if I had found Jesus... I said "holy s**..., you guys lost him again?"
- What's the difference between a priest and acne? A priest is a holy man educated and trained in the Christian faith. Acne is the presence of f**... lesions caused by bacteria and a hormone imbalance.
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Christianity Holy One Liners
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- I joined a Christian dating site And got Holy Ghosted
- What do you call a Christian Mingle date who never returned your message? The Holy Ghost.
- What do you call a Christian who lost their faith? Holy Ghosted.
- Why do Christians have so many children? Because their condoms are holy.
- I want to open a Christian tobacco store. I'm going to call it Holy Smokes.
- What's a Christian's favorite alcohol? Holy Spirit
- My christian friend just had a t**... With the Father, the Son and the Holy spirit.
Cheerful Fun Christianity Holy Jokes for Lovely Laughter
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A Muslim boy once asked his father: "why is it that Jews can't work on Saturday, Christians can't work on Sunday, but Muslims work on their holy day Friday?"
The dad looked down at his son and said, "God didn't need to force us to take a break because in His infinite wisdom He knew we'd never work that much to begin with."
Im so smart for thinking of this
o**... says to another: Hey, did you know, there's a Middle Eastern country on the Mediterranean Sea, and it's regarded by Jews, Christians and Muslims as the biblical Holy Land!
The other guy says: I don't believe you, you're talking rubbish.
So the first guy says: No, it isreal!