Christian Parenting Jokes
6 christian parenting jokes and hilarious christian parenting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christian parenting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Christian Parenting Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Christian kids be like: Hey, my parents are not home for the weekend..
..so you can't come over.
As a Christian...
I really wish my parents had named me Dave, or something like that instead.
The Muslim kid who went to a Christian school.
There was this Muslim family who went to a regular public school. Their child wasn't doing well in school. They thought he needed more attention, so they put him in a private Christian school. When he went there, his grades skyrocketed, and as soon as he got home he would run up to his room and study. When his parents asked why all of a sudden he was so interested in school he answered When I saw the man nailed onto the plus sign I knew the teachers weren't messing around!
There was once a Jewish boy who was terrible at math
...his parents had tried everything: private tutors, online lessons, and after school programs, to no avail. Finally, they gave in, and sent him to one of the best math-oriented schools in the city, which happened to be Christian.
At the end of the first semester, the boy showed his parents his report card, and they were amazed. He had gotten all A's in everything, even math!
"How'd you do it?" His dad asked him.
"What did that school teach you that made you so good at math?" Inquired his mom.
"Well, when I walked in," the boy responded, "there was a guy nailed to a plus sign, so I knew they meant business!"
A young man went to church one day...
A young man went to church one day, and during the service he saw a lovely young woman. Being a healthy, red-blooded young man, he decided to go up to her after the service and introduce himself. When he asked her for her name, she replied "Jezebel," with a wry little smile.
"Jezebel?" said the young man, with a fair bit of shock. "Why would a good Christian family name their daughter Jezebel?"
"Well," she replied, "after my sister Chastity slept with half the football team, and my sister Charity was kicked out of the Girl Scouts for stealing cookie money, my parents decided to try a different approach."
In Lebanon, a christian man falls in love with a muslim woman...
Her parents won't allow him to marry her unless he converts to islam. The man goes to see the sheikh and is told that he has to circumcise. He reluctantly agrees and gets married.
A month later, the man is walking down Hamra street, with a gold chain around his neck attached to a crucifix on his chest. The sheikh sees him and the crucifix and stops him to say: "My son what are you doing? you are a muslim now. why are you wearing that cross on your chest?".
The man looks at him and says: "Well you know sheikh, I thought that with the country being unstable, if I were to get killed and I go up to heaven and find that Jesus is there, I would unbutton my shirt and show him the crucifix. He might be merciful and allow me in".
The sheikh is quiet for a while, then he asks: "But my son, what would happen if you find that Muhammad is up there?".
The man says: "I will unbutton my trousers and show him my..."
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