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A Short History Lesson
The old missionaries who arrived in the West Indies were the cannibals first taste of Christianity
What did the missionaries give the cannibals?
Their first taste of Christianity.
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A Christian m**... goes to proselytize in Africa and gets lost
So he goes aimlessly through thick forest and stumbles upon a lion. He gets scared the lion will eat him so he starts praying to God to protect him from the lion. Then, suddenly, he sees the lion praying as well!
He gets relieved and tells the lion: Brother! I didn't know you're a believer as well. I'm so glad, for a moment I thought that you might eat me
The lion responds: Quiet, please! Don't interrupt my mealtime prayer!
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Man: How much Pound is 1 Dollar?
Christian m**...: I don't know.
Man: I thought you were good at conversions.
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A young man becomes a born again Christian after reading a religious flyer at his college.
He doesn't initially tell his girlfriend, justifying the embarrassment as natural to any young infant in the faith. But in the following weeks his commitment escalates dramatically, and he takes up a position as a Christian m**... to Uganda.
One day the dreaded phone call wakes him up. Observing the name a few moments as the device vibrates with a strangely irritated tone, he hastily prepares what he will say to his girlfriend.
Hi Susie, he blurts. I can't see you anymore. I'm in a m**....
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Now that you put it that way...
A christian m**... spends a year in a remote African village spreading the gospel. In that time the tribal chiefs daughter gets pregnant, and eventually has a baby that turns out to be white.
Outraged the chief confronts the m**.... Being the only white person his daughter had ever met, he accuses him of being the father and betraying his trust.
Calmly the m**... walks with the chief to the edge of the village where some sheep are grazing.
"Chief, there is always an explanation for everything. For example, you have over one hundred white sheep out there, but in the midst of them all is a single black lamb, and nobody even questions why. Now look at your situation and try to find understanding in your heart for this strange set of circumstances we now find ourselves in."
After silently watching the flock of sheep for a few moments the chief replies to the m**....
"Tell you what. You keep quiet about that little black lamb out there and I won't say anything about the baby."
Let's pretend we're Muslims
Two Christian missionaries, David and Michael, were lost in a scorching desert, dying of thirst and hunger when they saw a mosque up front.
David said: Michael, let's pretend we are Muslims. Otherwise, we will not get any food or water and we will die. My name will be Ahmed. What will be your name? Michael refused to change his name. When both of them reached the mosque, the Imam received them well and asked their names. David: My name is Ahmed. Michael: My name is Michael. The Imam turned to his helpers and said: Please bring food and water for Michael.
Then he turned to David and said: Brother Ahmed, Ramadan Mubarak.
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