Christian Kids Jokes
16 christian kids jokes and hilarious christian kids puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about christian kids that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Christian Kids Short Jokes
Short christian kids jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The christian kids humour may include short christian jokes also.
- My kid comes up to me and asks... Hey mom, if you're sentenced to prison in the court of God, would you need Christian Bale??
- My girlfriend got a tattoo that said "Proud Christian" I don't think our kids got it though.
- Christian kids be like: Hey, my parents are not home for the weekend.. ..so you can't come over.
- So I was talking to a Christian mother We were talking and she said "I tell my kids Santa doesn't exist, I don't want them to believe in stuff that isn't real."
- Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey had kids together… But the children were clones of Mr. Grey because he had all the dominant genes.
- I'm going to start an education program aimed at changing kids' reading habits to post-rapture Christian novels. It's called "no, child, 'Left Behind!'"
- Two kids of different faiths are walking to school The Christian kid says "My faith can move mountians!"
The Muslim kid says "My faith can move towers!"
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Christian Kids One Liners
Which christian kids one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with christian kids? I can suggest the ones about kids santa and childrens christmas.
- Why did the deeply Christian Mom hate Narnia? It had kids coming out of the closet.
Humorous Christian Kids Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about christian kids you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kids knock jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make christian kids pranks.
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Don't you think it's weird...
Don't you think it's weird when Atheists call their kids Christian?
I think a better name would be Godfrey.
I'll see myself out.
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Little catholic boy asked the priest "
do you mind if I play the o**... this week?" And the priest replied "not at all."
The Muslim kid who went to a Christian school.
There was this Muslim family who went to a regular public school. Their child wasn't doing well in school. They thought he needed more attention, so they put him in a private Christian school. When he went there, his grades skyrocketed, and as soon as he got home he would run up to his room and study. When his parents asked why all of a sudden he was so interested in school he answered When I saw the man nailed onto the plus sign I knew the teachers weren't messing around!
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A church father looks at a kid...
.. He sees the kid playing with a bunch of kittens. He goes over and asks him what he was doing.. Promptly the kid replies, "I'm playing with Christian kittens.." feeling proud of how the kid is turning out struts away.
A week later he sees the same kid and wants to share the happiness with his congregation about how good this youth is turning out to be. He calls on kid during prayer and asks him to describe what he was doing with them kittens in front of the congregation.., the kid says "I am playing with atheist kittens.." with a smug smile. The father asks why did he say atheist kittens instead of Christian kittens like he did last week..
The kid says, "the kittens have opened their eyes.."
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So a kid has an atheist mother and a Christian father...
One day he decides to ask his father where people came from and his father says..
" God created Adam and Eve and from them every person was born."
The kid was still a little confused so he asked his mother the same question and she answers...
" Well basically honey we evolved from apes."
The kid is even more confused now and goes back to his father and says," Mom says we evolved from monkeys!!".
The father replies," Son, I was telling you about my family... Your mother's family is none of my concern."
An idiot moves to a very religious catholic neighborhood.
This particular idiot loved to eat chicken, so he grilled it every day. Now, on Fridays, the people of his neighborhood would get irritated that someone was eating meat when they had to abstain, so they took it up with their pastor. Their pastor then went to the idiot, and told him about the message of christ, and was able to convert him, spraying him with water saying, "you were born sick, you were raised sick, but now you are CHRISTIAN!". The idiots neighbors left him alone thinking that was that, but come Friday, and he's still grilling chicken when he should be abstaining. So they began to spy on him to see how he could justify such an act, and they saw him spritz his chicken with holy water, saying "you were born chicken, you were raised chicken, but now, you are FISH!"
idk if this is a repost, but my dad told me this joke as a kid, and I thought it was funny.
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A young teacher explains to her class of third graders that she is a born-again Christian.
She asks the class if any of them are born-again Christians too.
Not really knowing what it means to be born-again, but wanting to please and impress their teacher, many little hands suddenly shot up into the air.
There's just one girl who doesn't raise her hand.
So the teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
The girl says, "Because I'm not a Christian."
The teacher asks, "So what are you then? "
The girl replies, "I'm an atheist."
The teacher's a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.
She asks the girl why she's an atheist.
The girl says, "It's just that my family isn't religious. My Mom's atheist, and my Dad's atheist, so I'm atheist."rnrnThe teacher is now angry. "
That's no reason." she says loudly.
"What if your Mom was a m**..., and your Dad was a m**.... What would you be then?"
"Then," says the girl, "I'd be a born-again Christian."