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Just been banned from a Christian dating website.

Apparently "Hung_Like_Jesus" isn't an appropriate user name!

I got banned from a Christian dating site

I suppose "hung like Jesus" *was* a poor choice for a username.

I was looking for a dating website with lots of Christians

So I joined Ashley Madison

I joined a Christian dating site

And got Holy Ghosted

What do you call a Christian Mingle date who never returned your message?

The Holy Ghost.

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Weddings by Christian denomination [super-dated but still funny]

At a Catholic wedding, the bride is pregnant.
At a m**... wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant.
At a United Church wedding, the minister is pregnant.
At a Unitarian wedding, the minister and her wife are both pregnant.
*Adapted poorly from a joke about Jewish denominations.*

looking for investors for my new specialty dating site

So I'm planning on taking advantage of the huge influx of specialty dating sites like farmers only or Christian mingle, etc... I'm starting a site exclusively for Indians. It's gonna be called, "Connect the dots."
(So who's in with me???)

What's the worst part about having a crush on a Christian girl?

Having to convince two Fathers to let you date her.

Why are conservative christians against abortion?

To provide for a larger dating pool.

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